Learned a lot from this episode.
- Bill will just kill anyone that Sookie mentions did something to her.
"Tha paper boy didn't deliver again today."
*BILL MURDERS KID*
"Santa Claus never visited my house, Bill."
*BILL MURDERS ST. NICK.*
- Black women have demons in them. This explains a lot.
- Alcoholic possums should be drowned.
- Most myths regarding vampires are nonsense, however, vampires are faster than the Flash.
- Using vampire blood as a drug fits into a tree-hugging hippie lifestyle.
- Vampires are pretentious shits who hate having their pictures taken.
- One out of three redneck bigots will burn themselves when trying to use a molotov cocktail.