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Old October 20 2008, 01:04 PM   #6
MeanJoePhaser
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Re: True Blood 1x7 "Burning House of Love" - Spoilers

Learned a lot from this episode.

- Bill will just kill anyone that Sookie mentions did something to her.

"Tha paper boy didn't deliver again today."

*BILL MURDERS KID*

"Santa Claus never visited my house, Bill."

*BILL MURDERS ST. NICK.*

- Black women have demons in them. This explains a lot.

- Alcoholic possums should be drowned.

- Most myths regarding vampires are nonsense, however, vampires are faster than the Flash.

- Using vampire blood as a drug fits into a tree-hugging hippie lifestyle.

- Vampires are pretentious shits who hate having their pictures taken.

- One out of three redneck bigots will burn themselves when trying to use a molotov cocktail.
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