Hints for the next GBOW (no direct answers):
"Mom, guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad."
"Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes, good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call! "
"Wow! This looks just like my room at home!"
"Yeah! Except for all of the trophies and pictures of friends."
"You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me."
"Well, that would just leave England."
"Hardly anybody's hiring right now. The only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it."
"Oh my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced. I never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort."