Isn't this one of those quizzes where it's incredibly obvious that each option refers to a certain Captain?
Like: You beam down to a planet, what do you do?
A: Have sex with the women
B: Drink tea and try to be diplomatic
C: scream and pace and play with a basebell.
D: drink coffee and act insane
E: get kidnapped and beaten up
So you can pretty much make yourself into any captain you want to be.