You are Captain Archer!
You have Quantum Lept into the wrong century, and keep messing up the timeline. Your manners are harsh, you whine too much and I THINK you have a romantic relationship with your dog. The Vulcan chick will never want you, so give it up. You may be a good pilot, but not a good leader. You have courage, yes, but you often plan things poorly and are not well organized. Let the Vulcan run the ship, we would all be better off.