Re: Red Alert: Assemble your crew
The God Thing wrote:
Captain - Christopher Pike.
First Officer - Willard Decker.
Security Chief - Pavel Chekov.
Chief Engineer - Montgomery Scott.
Chief Science Officer - Sonak.
Helm - Hikaru Sulu.
Navigator - Ilia.
CMO- Leonard McCoy.
Communications - Nyota Uhura.
Restroom Attendant - Jean-Luc Picard.
Cook - Benjamin Sisko.
Inexpensive Rec-Room Dominatrix - Kathryn Janeway.
Gymnasium Punching Bag - Jonathan Archer.
Well, at least you acknowledged
the post-TOS characters. Progress!
- Benjamin Sisko
- William T. Riker
- Miles O'Brien
Chief Science officer
- Tom Paris
- Julian Bashir
- Harry Kim
Milhouse: Lets put it on the Internet!
Bart: No. We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter.
-- The Simpsons