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Old October 4 2008, 09:20 PM   #5
A Different Kind of Asshole
Location: An "American" in Friedrichshafen, Deutschland
Re: Red Alert: Assemble your crew

Captain - Christopher Pike.
First Officer - Willard Decker.
Security Chief - Pavel Chekov.
Chief Engineer - Montgomery Scott.
Chief Science Officer - Sonak.
Helm - Hikaru Sulu.
Navigator - Ilia.
CMO- Leonard McCoy.
Communications - Nyota Uhura.
Restroom Attendant - Jean-Luc Picard.
Cook - Benjamin Sisko.
Inexpensive Rec-Room Dominatrix - Kathryn Janeway.
Gymnasium Punching Bag - Jonathan Archer.


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