Re: Halloween Costume Thread!
My costume this year will be a pair of pants and nothing else. If anyone asks about my costume, I intend to say, "I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants."
That sounds like that bit in Philadelphia
where Denzel Washington wears a business suit with legal papers plastered to it. He says his costume is a 'lawsuit'.
Scotty, don't beam me up yet! I'm taking a sh