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Old September 27 2008, 02:09 AM   #1
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Continuity Nazis: Your own personal canon.

I'm curious, given recent conversations here, what everyone's "personal canon" for their favorite superheroes happens to be. Admit it -- we all have our own personal canon for Trek, so why not the citizens of the Marvel and DC universes?

Here we go...

Spider-Man: Mary Jane and Peter flat-out refused Mephisto's offer. After calling in a favor to Wolverine, Logan has Cyclops send Elixir, who was drunk when he told Peter he couldn't help Aunt May, to the hospital where she is. He heals her, and the Parkers thank him profusely. Peter no longer has solo adventures and spends all his superheroing time with the New Avengers, and for some strange reason never mentions his wife or newborn child.

Green Lantern: Hal Jordan went insane. Parallax was his new identity, not some sort of fear demon. Because that's stupid.

Superman: Who's Geoff Johns? Never heard of 'im.

New Avengers: Clint Barton is a goddamn Skrull.

I'll save the X-Men and more for a future post.
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