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Old September 15 2008, 08:11 PM   #17
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Re: Humor on nuBSG

Here's some of my favorite funny moments:
These two exchanges from "Tigh Me Up Tigh Me Down":
1)
Adama: Madame President, we are the proud owners of the universe's first bona fide Cylon detector.

Roslin: Well, that is great news. So... when do we begin?

Adama: Doctor Baltar would like to start widespread testing as soon as possible, but there are some serious limitations, because he can only do one person at a time and verification takes hours.

Roslin: So, who's going to go first?

Adama: The test... right. I think people in sensitive positions should go first.

Roslin: I completely agree. How about you?

Adama: Excuse me?

Roslin: If you're a Cylon, I'd like to know.

Adama: If I'm a Cylon, you're really screwed.
2)
Starbuck: What's up, doc?

Baltar: Lieutenant Thrace. It's good to see you, I'm just... I'm just keeping up with the old exercises. That should, uh, that should do me-- do me for today. Oh-- oh, I feel a lot better. Um, what brings you to the lab at this time of the night?

Starbuck: It's the middle of the afternoon.

Baltar: Yeah, of course it is, crazy workload. I totally, totally lose track of time. So, what can I do for you?

Starbuck: You can zip up your fly.
This exchange from "Colonial Day":
Apollo: Don't you think you should wash that?

Starbuck: I did.

Apollo: Like when, a month ago?

Starbuck: Do you have a problem with my hygiene?

Apollo: You have hygiene?

Starbuck: I clean up good sometimes, all right?

Apollo: Well, let me know when it's o­ne of those times.
The water fight in "Colonial Day" between Lee and Kara

This exchange from "Home, Part 1":
Apollo: I just want you to know that I'm your friend. I love you. And if you ever want to talk I'll be here.

Starbuck: What was that last part?

Apollo: What part?

Starbuck: You love me? Lee Adama loves ME.

Apollo: No...I didn't mean it like that...

Starbuck: No really...very sweet. You love me.

Apollo: You're dreaming.

Starbuck: You love me.

Apollo: Dreaming it Kara!

Starbuck: You love me.

Apollo: Dreamer!
This quote from "Resurrection Ship, Part 1":
Starbuck: Starbuck to all vipers-- do not fire... repeat, do not fire! I am a friendly, okay? We're all friendlies. So, let's just...be friendly
This exchange from "Razor":
Starbuck: You might as well hear this from me. I've asked to be reassigned to Galactica.

Apollo: Any reason?

Starbuck: You might say that I have a beef with my commanding officer.

Apollo: And what's that?
Starbuck: Motherfrakker keeps trying to get me killed.
Apollo: Oh, you ever think you might deserve it?
Starbuck: Oh! Speak for yourself, Lee, I have a destiny. Had my palm read by a Cylon, remember?
You can probably tell that I find humor in a lot of the stuff that Kara says.
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Starbuck: We're all friendlies. So, let's just... be friendly.

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