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Old September 8 2008, 06:37 AM   #56
Turd Ferguson
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Re: Columbia moving forward with new "Ghostbusters"

Aragorn wrote: View Post
I need to revise my Ghostbusters remake cast, with all apologies to Dule Hill (who doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the rest of them and probably wouldn't be offered the role anyway). And no one even hires Tara Reid anymore, so...

Ashton Kutcher as Peter Venkman
Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Egon Spengler
Chris Klein as Ray Stantz
Brittany Snow as Dana Barrett
Rob Schneider as Louis Tully
Carmen Electra as Janine Melnitz
Chevy Chase as The Mayor
with Xzibit as Winston Zeddmore
and Sean William Scott as Walter Peck

Directed by Brett Ratner
Written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
If I may recommend some even more horrid people, I suggest Paris Hilton play Dana Barrett and switch Brett Ratner with Uwe Boll and have John Logan & Akiva Goldsman do a polish on the Friedberg and Seltzer script, and we may very well have the most awful piece of crap ever produced
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