AKA The If You Don't Like Wrestling Sod Off And Watch Fake Sports Full of Steroid Addicts Like Baseball Instead Thank You Thread.
Because professional wrestlers have never taken steroids...okay.
Smackdown came to my town this past Tuesday. I work at a restaurant that is right next door to the convention center where it took place. It's also attached to a hotel. As a result, I see a lot of the fans on nights like that. And frankly, they're usually hillbillies who ask for beer in cans and don't know how to tip. That's my only real experience with wrestling.
Although last year when the WWE came to our town, Ric Flair got drunk in our restaurant, and we had to kick him out because he was getting out of hand.