The only thing that could possibly save this movie is a Romulan Senator shouting, "It's a fake!!!"
Or the Romulan Empress in a Sombrero.
The Romulan Empress in a sombrero and nothing but a sombrero, shouting "it's a fake".
Ew. Bad mental image.
It was a nice day ... AND THEN EVIL CAME!— The Collected Works of Stephen King, condensed version
Jimmy Whispers is building a gravity belt, but old viking dudes hide tube socks in the cellar!