Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh.
Lloyd Bridges- Why aren't those soldiers moving!
*a picture of soldiers lined up*
Roy...ROY! Went to school with that man.
Hank "Well Bobby, it looks like they found a cure for the cooties."
Bobby "The What?"
Hank "Well, in my day, cooties were the germs you got from girls."
Bobby "Oh, you mean like Chlamydia?"