not to mention a mayor who wears more eyeliner than I did in my Goth days...
It's not eyeliner. Just really thick eyelashes.
Dude, it's eyeliner. No one's lashes give them thick black lines around their entire eye.
(Oh, are you making fun of all the people who keep saying it's not eyeliner? 'Cause that is indeed hilarious!)
Lapis, a little slow on the uptake today...