Connery: "I'm seeing some "Soon-to-be Famous Titties" right now. Take that, Trebeck!"
McCoy: "Did you really have to impale Grignak through the head with that champagne bottle?"
Barney the Testicles: "The fish-looking coffee asswipe was getting all the good captions! You'll thank me later."
Ruby: "Aren't youse supposed to be in a wheelchair?"
Picard: "Uh...look Storm, I can walk! It's a miracle!"