Barney the Testicles:
"So, Doc, you want I should wack the fish looking asswipe?"
"Yes, and make it look like an accident."
"Well, that'll take more dough, Doc"
"Canon is only important to certain people because they have to cling to their knowledge of the minutiae. Open your mind! Be a Star Trek fan and open your mind and say, 'Where does Star Trek want to take me now'." - Leonard Nimoy