William Leisner wrote:
For the role of Captain Gold, I've always pictured Leslie Nielson.
Yeah, I can see it now:
Star Trek: Corps of Engineers... IN COLOR!
... also starring Lee Bergere as Abraham Lincoln.
"My name is Captain David Gold, USS Da Vinci
. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous Risan fashion models found naked and unconscious in engine rooms across the Alpha Quadrant. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate the breakdown of Earth's weather control system. I was down in engineering when the call came in..."
"Who are you? How'd you get in here?"
"I'm in Starfleet. And, I'm in Starfleet."
"Our next stop was the USS Little Italy
"We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Soloman. We would have come earlier, but your Bynar partner wasn't dead then."