Re: TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time
"That's it, Leonard...be a bastard!!
Knock up a girl while she's propped against a bulkhead and then LEAVE like a flaccid coward!! See if I care!!!"
FREEMAN:"This is the life, ain't it?
We get to wear tight velour that shrinks in uncomfortable places...drink liquor that looks like it came straight out of the malfunctioning engine conduits of an Orion freighter...get in bar fights with aliens who look like villains from old 20th century Fu Manchu movies...and then to top it all off, go back to our ship and watch our own captain get all the tail and leave nothing for us!"
"Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight."
-Jonathan Archer, 2151