Re: TOS Caption Contest #73 - Private Time
Scotty (To Ensign):
...and that's why I made a 'wee pee-pee' in Chekov's drink.
***dialog immediately prior to this scene...***
Damn-it Nurse Chapel, I don't care about you're "needs"...I'm a doctor, not a gigolo.
...With shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes
With fingernails that shine like justice and a voice that is dark like tinted glass...