Chekov: "Spock? Fuck Spock. <takes drink>"
Stuntman: "Spock's a fuckin' tightass."
Scotty: "Aye. Ye could sharpen your pencil between the man's buttcheeks."
Cut scene from TOS-R version of "Trouble with Tribbles"
Stuntman: "Ended your personal drought, eh?"
Scotty: "Aye. I made that Tribble squeal like I was Klingon."
Chekov does spit-take.
Scotty wipes face. Is irritated, put on edge.
Scene continues as original.