Re: 5-second cinema presents...
Found a whole bunch of 5-second* versions of famous films...
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2001: A Space Odyssey
(my personal favourite
Watch them before the Rights Violations People get their hands on them!
* Not all of them actually five seconds long
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