Chekov: "No Keptin,its squat-and-kick, the the kazachok is not sit on my fat Iowan ass!"
After hacking into the ships archives the girls found the Spock's video of 'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins' and Captain's attempt at 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds'
and couln not contain their laughter or their horror.
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone exstreamly
sexy, and then you hit the mirror