Re: TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk
"Sorry, Keptin. I vuz distracted. Apollo's beefy man cleavage mesmerized me and I vuz unable to protect Mister Scott."
CHAPEL:"Good, Uhura...good JOB!! Now, remember to take the Covenant soldier's sniper rifle and go find the Warthog. Then you'll need to get to the landing site before the dropship arrives."
Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight.
-Captain Jonathan Archer, 2151