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cooleddie74 May 26 2009 09:47 PM

"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!
Like many of us have seen in the movie threads in recent weeks, I thought it'd be cool to pick a few random, popular episodes of ENTERPRISE and give them the "Line-By-Line" treatment to see how much we all remember from them after four to eight years! So if there's no objection, I'll kick things off with the first line of the premiere episode from September of 2001!

10-YEAR-OLD JONNY ARCHER: Where no man has gone before!

ChristopherPike May 26 2009 10:13 PM

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Henry Archer: "Zefram Cochrane would be proud of you."

Ro Boat May 27 2009 02:06 AM

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Little Jonny: I know the whole speech by heart.

ChristopherPike May 27 2009 09:49 AM

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Jonny (brushing model): "When's it going to be ready to fly?"

Henry: "Let the paint dry first."

Jonny: "No, I meant your ship."

cooleddie74 May 27 2009 07:50 PM

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HENRY: It's not even done being built yet. You know that!

ChristopherPike May 27 2009 08:48 PM

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Jonny: "Will it be bigger than Ambassador Pointy's ship?"

cooleddie74 May 27 2009 10:27 PM

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HENRY: His name is Soval. And I told you to stop calling him that, Jonathan...

apenpaap May 28 2009 01:18 AM

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Johnny: "Well, Billy Crook told us that we would be flying at warp 5 by now if the Vulcans hadn't kept things from us."

ChristopherPike May 28 2009 10:13 AM

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Henry: "Well, they have their reasons... God knows what they are."

Cut to many years later (30 did the caption say?), a crashed spaceship still smouldering in a cornfield. A Klingon emerges chased by two Suliban.

apenpaap May 28 2009 10:17 AM

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Klaang: "urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...aarghh. ..urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh" (etc)

ChristopherPike May 28 2009 10:21 AM

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Several laser bolts later and Klaang runs into a corn silo, locking the door.

A farmer is alerted by all this and loads his rifle. Back where the actions is, a Suliban squeezes under the door, opens it from the other side to allow the other one in.

Klaang bursts out of the top silo hatch, landing on the ground, running a few metres before turning and firing. The Silo explodes and piece of shrapnel barely misses him.

apenpaap May 28 2009 10:29 AM

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Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!"

ChristopherPike May 28 2009 10:42 AM

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apenpaap wrote: (Post 3016423)
Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!"

^ Wouldn't his name be Ron? Considering his surname's Moore and all... :p

ChristopherPike May 28 2009 11:46 AM

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< Apologies in advance to Marc Okrand and any serious students of Klingonese >

Klaang: "M'whaah! M'whaah! M'whaah! Q'aurah. F'aah Doooh!"

apenpaap May 28 2009 02:49 PM

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Joe: "I don't understand a word your saying, but I know how to use this!"

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