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Bellamy May 18 2009 05:43 PM

Do Klingons need anti-virus software?
 
Doesn't look like this has officially launched yet, but you can certainly download it - and it is in Klingon! (as far as my feeble attempts to read it can see)

Yep, Klingon antivirus software - whatever next? A Ferengi defragger?

http://www.sophos.com/klingon

Lindley May 18 2009 06:22 PM

Re: Do Klingons need anti-virus software?
 
Beware! Without it, your keyboard may become flat.

That Weirdo In The Corner May 18 2009 06:26 PM

Re: Do Klingons need anti-virus software?
 
The Klingons Don't but the aliens in Independence Day do.

Bellamy May 18 2009 08:40 PM

Re: Do Klingons need anti-virus software?
 
Quote:

That Weirdo In The Corner wrote: (Post 2974971)
The Klingons Don't but the aliens in Independence Day do.

:klingon:

I love the readme which comes with it:
Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove Rogue Nanites from
the central core. To remove establish negotiation using Android or system running OS X 10.6 and deposit on nearest uninhabited moon
Has anyone actually tried it against real viruses yet?

Jadzia May 19 2009 11:55 AM

Re: Do Klingons need anti-virus software?
 
Quote:

Bellamy wrote: (Post 2975745)
Has anyone actually tried it against real viruses yet?

Like the Levodian flu? :lol:

Orne May 19 2009 01:29 PM

Re: Do Klingons need anti-virus software?
 
Well, here's hoping this Klingon anti-virus program is better developed than than Tribble-predators, otherwise a legion of their best warriors will descend upon the hacker's planet to eradicate everyone!


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