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ThankQ April 14 2009 08:12 PM

Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
I was given Mr. Happy when I was a small boy. The Mr. Men books are some of the first books I remember. Mr. Tickle. Little Miss Priss. Mr. Square. Mr. Grump. Fine characters, all. Fine characters. Mr. Happy found a home in the attic for many years, then one day was cleaned out and returned to me. He's sat on a shelf ever since. At some point last night, it seems he decided to go for a stroll. Little could he have known the horror that awaited him.

The following crime scene images are of a graphic and brutal nature. They may not be suitable for all viewers. Parental discretion is advised.
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The police have released the following photos of a "Creature of Interest" in this case. He was known to be at the scene during or near the time the crime took place.

The Creature of Interest is a black male, approx. 28 dog years of age. Though it is unclear at this time, he may suffer from an addiction to bacon.

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RoJoHen April 14 2009 08:19 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
Justice must be served!

SmoothieX April 14 2009 08:20 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!

Zion Ravescene April 14 2009 08:21 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
Mr. Happy has now become Mr. Pwned. :(

I'm so sorry for your loss.

ShamelessMcBundy April 14 2009 08:22 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
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SmoothieX wrote: (Post 2830808)
You let your dog lick and chew on your Mr. Happy? Yikes!

He likes the pain.

gwud April 14 2009 08:26 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.

Peach Wookiee April 14 2009 08:28 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
Oh, I've been in here too long... That's where my mind automatically went and I thought... why isn't he posting this in the Bad Sex Experiences thread?

auntiehill April 14 2009 08:29 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
Wow. This is NOT what I thought this thread was going to be about.

I expected it to include discussions of Cialis or Viagra, and/or the immediate need for them

TheGodBen April 14 2009 08:29 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
This brings back bad memories of the time that Mr Tickle lost his arm during a game of hallway rugby when I was 6. :(

ShamelessMcBundy April 14 2009 08:32 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
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gwud wrote: (Post 2830845)
Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.


:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: I love how blunt you are.

gwud April 14 2009 08:56 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
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ShamelessMcBundy wrote: (Post 2830879)
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gwud wrote: (Post 2830845)
Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.


:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

ShamelessMcBundy April 14 2009 08:58 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
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gwud wrote: (Post 2830970)
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ShamelessMcBundy wrote: (Post 2830879)
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gwud wrote: (Post 2830845)
Oh is that all. I was worried when I saw the title that you were talking about a penis.


:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast! :guffaw::guffaw:

gwud April 14 2009 09:03 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
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ShamelessMcBundy wrote: (Post 2830977)
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gwud wrote: (Post 2830970)
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ShamelessMcBundy wrote: (Post 2830879)


:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: I love how blunt you are.

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast! :guffaw::guffaw:

And that's what I thought killed it.

Locutus of Bored April 14 2009 09:03 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
Don't worry, it happens to all guys at some point, except me.

Wait, what the hell is this topic about, anyway?

ShamelessMcBundy April 14 2009 09:11 PM

Re: Mr. Happy Died Last Night
 
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gwud wrote: (Post 2831009)
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ShamelessMcBundy wrote: (Post 2830977)
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gwud wrote: (Post 2830970)

Which is pretty much how I expected to find the penis.

You filthy beast! :guffaw::guffaw:

And that's what I thought killed it.

Another zinger!


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