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leola February 13 2009 07:52 PM

Best Lines - Tuvok
In the Tuvok epi thread, exodus posted a favourite Tuvok line from Innocence:

Child: "Mr. Tuvok, what are your children like?"
Tuvok: "Well behaved."

This was followed by this from I Am Not Spock, from Scientific Method,
Janeway is complaining about crewmembers not doing their jobs, and Tuvok responds with:

TUVOK: Shall I have them flogged as well?

Any other Tuvie gems? :vulcan:

Tachyon February 13 2009 09:08 PM

Re: Best Lines - Tuvok
Episode: Night. Scene: Briefing of the senior staff.

Neelix announces that he wouldn't mind having some tactical training in his daily routines.

Tuvok: Noted :vulcan:

ronny February 13 2009 09:59 PM

Re: Best Lines - Tuvok
Bride of Chaotica!

Paris: "Well, he's been attacking the aliens with his death ray."
Tuvok: "It's a shame we don't have one."

joyofvgr February 13 2009 10:11 PM

Re: Best Lines - Tuvok
TUVOK at the end of Futures End Part II: Given Mister Paris's alleged familiarity with twentieth century America, it is a wonder we survived the experience at all.

Vulcan Princess February 13 2009 11:20 PM

Re: Best Lines - Tuvok
In "Elogium", when the space-dwelling creatures think Voyager is a potential mate, and they roll over and vent plasma to become unattractive to the creatures, Tuvok delivers his funniest line ever:

"It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain."

Tachyon February 15 2009 02:04 PM

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To Harry: "Proposing the same flawed strategy over and over again will not make it more effective, Ensign."

To Tom: "Mr Paris, that is perhaps the most illogical statement you've ever made.

And the best Tuvok line ever, which makes me emotional almost everytime I see it:

"My youngest child has been without a father for four years. Yet I am certain of her well-being, that I conveyed my values to her before leaving, and I have confidence in the integrity of those around her. You have been an exemplary mother to Naomi, and she is in the hands of people you trust. She will survive and prosper, no matter what becomes of us."

The Borg Queen February 15 2009 03:02 PM

Re: Best Lines - Tuvok
Seven of Nine: "We are Borg."

Tuvok: "Naturally."

Lucy of Nine February 16 2009 07:06 AM

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Tuvvie got all the funniest lines.... :)

Tachyon February 16 2009 09:40 AM

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I also like Tuvok's words to Seven in the end of the Tsunkatse very good. :)

Krendoshazin February 19 2009 07:59 PM

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I don't know if I would call this his best line, but it certainly makes me laugh.

"Your first command together was less than successful. You are all dead."

exodus February 19 2009 08:04 PM

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Another favorite of mine is from "Year of Hell" when he walking down the corridior w/ Seven and Neelix stops them, goes into some long tie-raid about which "Red Alert" warning he wants. After that's done, Tuvok turns to Seven and goes:

"..and you believe, you have problems.":lol:

Red Ranger February 20 2009 02:25 AM

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I like in Tuvix when Neelix is trying to get Tuvok to enjoy their flower-gathering mission, and he says something like, "If only you could be less like Neelix than you usually are," or something like that. -- RR

freak February 21 2009 02:50 AM

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I liked the scene in "Futures End, Part 2" when Tuvok, Tom and that girl Rain are all having like a mini picnic in CA.

"Agent Tuvok, what's up?" Rain
"Breakfast is UP" Tuvok.
:lol: That had me rolling.

Michael_One February 26 2009 04:54 AM

Re: Best Lines - Tuvok
Waaay back in the pilot; They've just picked up Neelix, who is enjoying a bath and learning about the replicator...

Neelix: The replicator, can it make me clothing?
Tuvok: Yes.
Neelix: Maybe a uniform, like yours?
Tuvok: No. It most certainly will not.

The best line about Tuvok was in "Muse", where B'lanna is expalining Vulcans to the playwright. I can't quote it word for word but it was strong stuff.

Praetor February 26 2009 07:04 AM

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^Epic win.

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