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Koinek January 5 2009 11:49 PM

VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!
 
And it's for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition! :) Yea I know it's a little less than weekly these days but we'll keep quiet about that for now. :shifty:

First, let's announce the winners from VFWCC #9:
The honorable mention goes to:
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Triskelion wrote: (Post 2434565)
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- Captain, why did Mr Paris laugh when I said the Doctor would be recalibrating my implants regularly?

:D
Well done Triskelion, you're really good at these.

And the winner is: *drumroll*
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Shatmandu wrote: (Post 2444344)
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Seven: "We were ... in my quarters. When Chakotay found out the Borg had replaced my vagina with a microwave emitter, he became very angry ..."

:guffaw:
Congratulations Shatmandu, you win the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:
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And now for image number 10:
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Lucy of Nine January 6 2009 12:29 AM

Re: VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!
 
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Unfortunately for Tuvok, whilst they were trapped in the shuttle, Neelix's version of the Elogium occured, requiring him to mate with whoever was closest to him, or die.

The Laughing Vulcan January 6 2009 01:56 PM

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Following Neelix's unique resolution of the unfortunate choking incident, Tuvok made it a priority to teach him the Heimlich manouevre.

scottydog January 6 2009 05:04 PM

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Tuvok: "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Neelix."

Neelix: "Because it is a traditional Telaxian name?"

Tuvok: "No, because your knee is on my groin."

Mistral January 6 2009 05:11 PM

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scottydog wrote: (Post 2473213)

"Stop struggling, Mr. Vulcan. I am going to kiss you!"

scottydog January 6 2009 06:51 PM

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Neelix: "I thought that Vulcans never lie."

Scoobysnacks January 7 2009 02:48 AM

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Neelix: "Hold still, Tuvok! Look, I spun the bottle, and it landed on you. Them's the rules!"
Tuvok: "I studied those rules extensively Mr. Neelix. We specifically said no tongue!"

26138 January 7 2009 03:35 AM

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Neelix: Don't worry Mr. Vulcan, I'll be gentle... :devil:

Mistral January 7 2009 11:17 AM

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26138 wrote: (Post 2475315)
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Neelix: Don't worry Mr. Vulcan, I'll be gentle... :devil:

I seem to have started a theme:lol:

Piper January 7 2009 03:06 PM

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After asking the producers to up the sex appeal for Voyager's fourth season, UPN executives were less than impressed with the first results

Koinek January 7 2009 05:13 PM

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Before finding Jeri Ryan, UPN's initial efforts to increase Voyager's sex appeal were not successful.

Rat Boy January 7 2009 05:20 PM

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Neelix: "Too much garlic?"

Diesel Micky Dolenz January 7 2009 07:20 PM

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Neelix: "My apologies, Mr. Vulcan! I thought all species kept their genitals on their knees!"

scottydog January 8 2009 02:11 PM

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Neelix: "I knew you'd be floored by my latest dish."

DecktheThralls January 8 2009 05:00 PM

Re: VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!
 
Thanks for the honorable mention Killer Koinek!

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Oh God, no, no Neelix. No. Pon Farr is not contagious. No.

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Later reviews slammed Tuvok and Neelix's modern dance rendition On the Threshhold of Elogium.


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