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Rat Boy September 15 2008 04:36 PM

Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
You Klingon bastards, you killed my contest! Another week comes to and end...wait, maybe it's the beginning. Never mind. On to the winners:

Quote:

Gagarin wrote: (Post 2070123)
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The only thing a Klingon hates more than a Tribble is a perm.

Quote:

Turd Ferguson wrote: (Post 2051936)
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"Sixty-six... sixty-seven... Dammit. Call off the mission. They found the exact number of people it takes before it becomes wrong."

As for the Photoshop winner, let's just say it was hard to think of a reason to not pick him:

Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 2070018)
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...chforvomit.jpg

VOMIT: Fuck off turtlehead!

The Klingon growls.

DAVID (under his breath): I told you that wasn't Spock!

SAAVIK (through gritted teeth): You're not the one who had to have sex with him!

DAVID: well....

SAAVIK: David!!!!

Congratulations to the winners, including first time winner Gagarin. Here's the updated winners list:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 31
Year of Hell (Hall of Fame) 27
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 21
Gertch 17
The Laughing Vulcan 15
Shatmandu 14
Outpost4 13
Turd Ferguson 10
scottydog 9
Nebusj 9
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Diesel Micky Dolenz 9
Triskelion 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
DS9Sega 6
Tharpdevenport 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
middyseafort 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
LeadHead 4
Finn 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
Peach Wookie 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Redshirts Widow 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Herkimer Jitty 1
Atavachron 1
Gagarin 1

This week, we focus on those long drives made all the awkward by surprise revelations on whale pregnancy, annoying talking heads, and the occasional Vulcan or Klingon fart. Have at:

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2...tohell1wd2.jpg

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/414...tohell2qb4.jpg

Rat Boy September 15 2008 04:38 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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After seeing Gillian mercilessly run over a peace protester, Kirk and Spock consider bailing.

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Worf: "The phaser is empty, Captain!"

Picard: "That just leaves throwing Data's spare parts at them!"

Haggis and tatties September 15 2008 05:23 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Spock" What the hell does she mean by spit roast"

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Data" Hold on one minute captain till i pack away my get out of jail free card"

Gertch September 15 2008 05:44 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Data: "Some head sir?"
Picard: "Yes Data, it is."

Rat Boy September 15 2008 06:24 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Kirk: "You just ran over that bird! I thought you liked animals."

Gillian: "I like whales. Birds are feathered rats that shit everywhere. I'd kill more if the gun control laws in the city weren't as strict."

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B-4: "This is not a boot."

Triskelion September 15 2008 06:59 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Kirk: Can we go to Popeye's?

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B4 - Please stop singing "Faith of the Heart". And FYI it's not "I've got hair in a can and lips made out of assfat."

Geoff Peterson September 15 2008 07:34 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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SPOCK: There is a 60% probability that the serial-killer is in the truck bed or that Dr. Taylor is in fact the killer

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DATA: S'allright?

B4: S'allright.

Shatmandu September 15 2008 07:52 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Kirk: "That was my leather belt rubbing against the seat."





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Picard, shouting above road noise: "All we need is Beverly's wig, and my Saturday night is taken care of."

The Laughing Vulcan September 15 2008 08:11 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Spock: "What does it mean, 'wax on, wax off'?"
Kirk: "Must be another one of those colourful metaphors."


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Picard: "We're in a space age dune buggy, your spare head's in the central cubby, it's 2000 light years to Risa, and we're wearing shades."

Data: "Hit it!"

Turd Ferguson September 15 2008 08:25 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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"Admiral, it appears we have arrived at a point in history when feminine hygiene products left a lot to be desired."

tharpdevenport September 15 2008 08:54 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Spock: "'hide in the bushes'? Please, Jim, they're filming KArate Kid 3 down the street. Now drop me the hell off."



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Data: "Comfy, Rick?"

Rat Boy September 15 2008 09:28 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Spock: "I believe she has what was referred to as a 'trucker mouth.'"

Ghouleddie74 September 15 2008 10:30 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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SPOCK:"What does it mean...

Breaker, Breaker, Good Buddy?"


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B-4:"Terminator shades?

That does not seem logical."

Ghouleddie74 September 15 2008 10:31 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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KIRK:"Just drop up off at the nearest truck stop or diner.

My friend here had a huge vegetarian platter this morning and he's gotta drop one STAT."


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PICARD:"This is the last time I let you bring your sex dolls along on away team missions, Commander!"

Atavachron September 15 2008 11:09 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell
 
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Data: "Captain, I feel I have a fever and a sore throat."

Atavachron


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