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Temis the Vorta August 8 2008 04:54 AM

what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Give us your best guesses! How do humans perceive these alien foods and beverages?

Jumja stick = Sickly sweet, something like tamarind. Coheres together like a creamsicle but it's not really cold.

Romulan ale = Definitely hard alcohol, nothing like beer or "ale." So astringent that you can barely discern a taste at all. It's calibrated for Rommie taste buds. Mostly you just feel your mouth being set afire.

Tranya = Yummmmmm! Vaguely tropic fruity.

Kanar = Mildly sweet, very viscous compared with beverages humans are used to. Probably hard to stomach for humans. Intensely intoxicating, but for Cardies it's just a mild buzz.

Santa Kang August 8 2008 04:54 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Chicken

Temis the Vorta August 8 2008 05:03 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Strangely enough, there is no Star Trek food that tastes like chicken. ;)

But Ferengi tube grubs are surprisingly tasty, once you get past the idea that you are eating worms. Soft textured and mildly sweet, like calamari, with a spicy kick. Great in jambalaya.

Here's a little known fact. Which Earth food item is the most popular among alien cultures?

Answer: Beets.

Santa Kang August 8 2008 05:08 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Not even the chicken sandwiches?

bryce August 8 2008 06:22 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 1922525)
Not even the chicken sandwiches?

Oddly, they taste the least like chicken of anything...


I wonder what Tribble tastes like?

sbk1234 August 8 2008 07:37 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Think about the way a strawberry tastes. Tribble is the exact opposite flavor.

Supernuke August 8 2008 08:42 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
I think Kanar would taste like rum, at least in my opinion. Hasperat sounds like it would be some sort of Greek dish. lol

Trilliam August 8 2008 08:51 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
I always imagined that tubegrubs would taste like witchety grubs or bogon moths (although I've not tasted either). Also another possibility is that tube grubs taste like Tasmanian scallops or Balmain/Moreton Bay bug - (all of which I've eaten at one time or another and are my favourite types of seafood).

Captain Leslie August 8 2008 08:54 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Palukoo taste like chicken . If you can catch the little buggers. And they dont eat you!

http://www.cardassiaprimera.com.ar/bajoran_palukoo.jpg

AdmiralGarak August 8 2008 08:56 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Hasperat's probably more of an Italian-American dish. Something akin to a hot pepper cheese pepperoni roll. Minus the pepperoni.

I've always wondered about blood wine. Despite the predilections of Klingon cuisine, I've always taken the name to be figurative. Probably just a really potent red wine that fires up the blood.

The Boy Who Cried Worf August 8 2008 11:03 AM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Jumja sticks taste like a dirty Jolly Rancher

Romulan Ale tastes like Permafrost(the drink,not the auto fluid)

Tranya tastes like Tang

Kanar tastes like Aqua Velva

Chicken is bland because its usually cooked.

Tube grubs taste like Gagh, which tastes like your eating live worms.

Trilliam August 8 2008 01:04 PM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Quote:

Dark Journey wrote: (Post 1922984)

Tube grubs taste like Gagh, which tastes like your eating live worms.

witchety grubs and oysters.

R˙cher August 8 2008 01:40 PM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
ever wonder if the only thing Bajorans ate was hasperat? Seems like every time they mention any Bajoran cuisine, it's hasperat this, hasperat that.

King Moonracer August 8 2008 02:35 PM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
There's not much meat on a tribble. They're all bones and ovaries.

They make a nice savory stock, though.

backstept August 8 2008 03:03 PM

Re: what does Star Trek food taste like?
 
Leola Root Stew probably tastes like spinach or cabbage . . .


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