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Rat Boy March 17 2008 04:29 PM

Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
Since chances are that by the time the usual hour for me to update the caption contest will be up I'll be well into the Irish spirits, I figured I'd get this out of the way now. If I had to pick one word to describe last week's contest, it'd be...cannibalism. That and plastic surgery. Here are the winners:

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Kirby wrote: (Post 1423931)
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3...ertakeraq5.jpg

Scotty: "I know this ship like the back of my... oops, this isn't sickbay. Sorry kid!"

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Outpost4 wrote: (Post 1426580)

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Shatmandu wrote: (Post 1427939)
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3...ertakeraq5.jpg

Scotty always blamed Kirk for his nephew's death, until the anger was released on that day on the Enterprise-B and he had to stifle his giggles ...

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Haggis and Tatties wrote: (Post 1425196)
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8734/stretchvz7.jpg

The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.

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cooleddie74 wrote: (Post 1429850)
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8734/stretchvz7.jpg

Kenny Rogers just didn't know when the hell to give up.

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Mister.Woof wrote: (Post 1441985)
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8734/stretchvz7.jpg

"Auuughaa! 4:3 Trek was never meant to be converted to fricken widescreen!"

First post! Hi folks. :)

And first win, too. The Photoshop winners:

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EliyahuQeoni wrote: (Post 1436026)
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Rat Boy wrote: (Post 1435876)
Kirk: "Hey, look! Our meal's being hand delivered by Colonel Sanders himself!"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...ek/sanders.jpg
Who wanted extra crispy?

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Year of Hell wrote: (Post 1441440)
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...hipps/chef.jpg

"Eng ge borg e da chrispy ensign. Bork bork bork"

And the multi-pic caption award:

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The Squire of Gothos wrote: (Post 1436349)
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3...ertakeraq5.jpg

"Aye, its broken alright. Wait ye, put the Admiral in there?"

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8734/stretchvz7.jpg

"Gah, Scotty, you..."

Congratulations to everyone. This week, let's all remember to party responsibly but caption irresponsibly:

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9...forgivewa7.jpg

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2...epicardvo4.jpg

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8...epickercr8.jpg

Rat Boy March 17 2008 04:33 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9...forgivewa7.jpg

McCoy: "This jacket? Member's Only."

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

Fish-looking Guy: "Now, disemboweling; fatal in your species?"

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2...epicardvo4.jpg

Stewart: "You want me to autograph your what?"

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8...epickercr8.jpg

Henchman: Do I tell him that he's got a booger on his nose?

The Laughing Vulcan March 17 2008 04:43 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2...epicardvo4.jpg

Picard: "Someone broke into my office and stole my fish. Do you know anything about it?"


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

Alien: "I'm from the future, I've come back in time to see that a certain aquarium doesn't go out of business. You see in the 24th Century, a certain Starfleet Captain mislaid his fish. That fish was sucked into a subspace anomaly in which it existed for three million years. I'm evolved from the descendants of that angel fish, and I must make sure history stays on track or I will never exist."

McCoy: "You could just say you haven't got a ship to hire out."

Rat Boy March 17 2008 04:54 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8...epickercr8.jpg

Henchman: "Can I have a broad?"

Nicky the Nose: "No."

Henchman: "How about a cigar?"

Nicky the Nose: "Hell no!"

Shatmandu March 17 2008 05:09 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9...forgivewa7.jpg

McCoy: "It's a cravat. Bitches love 'em."



http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

Grignak: "Organ you name, orifice I name, otherwise bargain, nooooo."





http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2...epicardvo4.jpg

Picard: "They didn't have an Asian available. Sorry, Doll."



http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8...epickercr8.jpg

Nicky The Nose and Barney the Testicles.

Peach Wookiee March 17 2008 05:12 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
Now that I've figured out how to do it, this thread has been stickied and will be unstickied when the contest is over.

Rat Boy March 17 2008 05:14 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9...forgivewa7.jpg

McCoy: "On second thought, I don't want to get dragged halfway around the galaxy with Yoda's idiot brother."


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

McCoy: "Aren't you a man?"

Fish-looking dude: "It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!"


http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2...epicardvo4.jpg

Lily: "Who are you calling a 'broad,' bitch?"



http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8...epickercr8.jpg

Barney the Testicles (thinking): I wonder if Cyrus Redblock's hiring.

Shatmandu March 17 2008 05:16 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

Not a caption, but a comment: back when this movie came out, this guy looked pretty outlandish.

But now, he looks like the asswipe behind the counter at the coffee shop next door.

Joe, mocha

Rat Boy March 17 2008 05:23 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
Quote:

Shatmandu wrote: (Post 1443519)
Not a caption, but a comment: back when this movie came out, this guy looked pretty outlandish.

But now, he looks like the asswipe behind the counter at the coffee shop next door.

Joe, mocha


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

Coffee asswipe: "Sorry, out of commission cappuccino machine is. Buy a latte would you like to?"

Defcon March 17 2008 05:52 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g9...sonepicard.jpg

Stewart should have listened when Berman threatend to recast his role, if he doesn't accept his pay offer.

Rat Boy March 17 2008 06:01 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g9...sonepicard.jpg

Lily: "Did you just fart?"

Fish-looking dude: "Oh, forgive."

EliyahuQeoni March 17 2008 06:29 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g9...sonepicard.jpg
Patrick Steward prior to make-up

EliyahuQeoni March 17 2008 06:31 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8...epickercr8.jpg

Barney the Testicles (thinking): Did I turn the iron off at home?

cooleddie74 March 17 2008 06:33 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9...forgivewa7.jpg

"Got this on Ebay. The 1980 Disco Collection from SEARS."

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

"No. No, my people don't live in the deep oceans and lure prey with our head appendages.

Why?"



http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2...epicardvo4.jpg

"Sorry. The skanky ho is with me. Find another dance partner."

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8...epickercr8.jpg

Cut scenes from SCARFACE were left out of the final edit for very good reasons.

Rat Boy March 17 2008 06:50 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!
 
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...rplanetac9.jpg

McCoy: "How can you be deaf with ears like that?!"

Fish-looking dude: "It's a hereditary condition, you insensitive prick!"

*runs away crying*


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