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Smellincoffee June 22 2014 03:31 AM

DS9 Caption Contest 96: Old Man
 
Next up in our countdown to the big 100, the lovely lietenant (commander) Dax. She's the old man and a young woman, clever and fierce -- and three characters at once! See what you make of her, but first -- last's weeks winners!


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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 9676378)

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TOUR GUIDE: Welcome to the Museum of Fine Arts. This piece is one we just acquired. By contrasting a vaguely human form with cold mechanical shapes, it explores and criticizes the role of technology in our lives, and suggests that perhaps it is the technology that is shaping us. This piece was done in 1994 by an artist living in New York, it is one of the earliest and some would say the best out of his modern phase.

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Captain Kathryn wrote: (Post 9692440)
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Lwaxana: Found you at last, my sweet little Odo! Ooooo that's my boy! I'm just gonna wuv you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
Odo: I should have joined the Great Link when I had the chance.

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 9716614)

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Odo: Go ahead. Make my day.
Quark: I don't know, Woody Allen?

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 9686161)

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Odo: And now, our next song: My heart will go on.

Worf: This wedding reception is without honor!

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Ihlecreations wrote: (Post 9725890)
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"Hello? Bajor Plumbing? I need help with a clogged drain...No, I tried the plunger...yeah it's clogged bad...please just hurry it's starting to wave at me and I am kinda scared...ok I'll be here just ring the bell."



Annnnnnnd....


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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9679816)
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ODO: Okay. Quark. You caught me. I am wearing a wire.

Congratulations to the winners; and now, Dax! ..and Dax!


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Armored Saint June 22 2014 06:38 PM

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KANG: Why can't a Klingon just read under a tree without be disturbed by an hyperactive know-it-all spotted chick.

JirinPanthosa June 23 2014 01:41 AM

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DAX: Captain's log. Really tired after last night. Since Worf is recovering in the infirmary, he left me in control of the bridge.

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SISKO: Excellent job old man. Since I grew the beard you're the only one I trust to do my shaving.

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KANG: She came from Trill she had a thirst for knowledge, she studied science at Starfleet Academy that's where I caught her eye. She told me that her last host was Curzon, I said in that case I'll have a bloodwine she said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said...

I want to live like Klingon people, I want to do whatever Klingon people do, want to kill like Klingon people, want to kill like Klingon people like you. What else could I do? I said I'll see what I can do.

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DAX: What? All I told Emeny was that in the year 2373 she would lose the data rod for her favorite holodeck program, and that it rolled under the sofa!

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JORAN: There he is. The writer who wrote this episode. You know what to do.

The Illusive Man June 23 2014 03:29 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 96: Old Man
 
Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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Farrell: (thinking) Now I'm commanding the Defiant. Great now I'll never get to do any Science stuff again.

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Sisko: Upset about my deceiving you last time around?

Dax: No, I'm upset about you calling me "Opaka" in bed.

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Dax: What? So I borrowed a lock of Kirk's hair. We wont clone him until we get back to the 24th Century!

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(Ezri fires the gun)

Ezri: It's just been revoked.

Joran: You know, he really didn't set you up for that line Ezri.

Armored Saint June 23 2014 03:35 AM

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DAX: Come on Ben, I took a Lieutenant uniform, not Yeoman, I'm not gonna sleep with Kirk, McCoy, Scotty or even Chekov.
SISKO: You didn't mention Spock, Chapel, Uhura, M'Benga, DeSalle, Sulu, Leslie, Galloway, Mulhall....

Gloomy Giver June 23 2014 05:44 AM

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(Ezri fires the gun)

Ezri: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did she fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is disruptor rifle the most powerful gun in the quadrant, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

The Illusive Man June 23 2014 06:51 AM

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Gil T.Azell wrote: (Post 9743200)
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(Ezri fires the gun)

Ezri: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did she fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is disruptor rifle the most powerful gun in the quadrant, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?

Joran: You already shot him, he's dead.

Insp.LeStrange June 23 2014 11:01 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 96: Old Man
 
TFTW Smellincoffee!

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Jem'Hadar: We are a Jem'Hadar strike force. And you are...?
Dax: A Trill with PMS.
Jem'Hadar: Sorry to bother you.


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Dax: Look at us! DS9 needs a proper barber with proper scissors! Or at least a mirror!


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Dax: I'm sensing discomfort.
Kang: You're a Trill, not a Betazoid.
Dax: In that case get moving or I'll gut you like a targ, urinate on your corpse and then go kick some ridged Klingon ass myself.
Kang: Oh for a happy medium with females in this century.


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Dax: Well you know how Uhura is always sitting on the bridge? I asked her if she was smuggling a tribble up her skant, and for some reason she got offended.


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Joran: Now say "Go ahead, make my day."
Ezri: Go ahead, make the day.
Joran: Make my day.
Ezri: Make my today!
Joran: Make my day!
Ezri: Make me my day!
Joran: What the hell is wrong with you, crazy skank!
Ezri: <Shoots everyone>

...Crazy skank with the space gun. Make my 26 hour day!

Geoff Peterson June 24 2014 01:31 AM

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JORAN: I thought you said Jadzia was dead?

EZRI: She will be!

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JADZI: Go ahead, call me a Kriosian one more time!

Ihlecreations June 24 2014 05:16 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 96: Old Man
 
Thanks for the win!

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"That awkward moment when she found out Worf has TiVo'ed Hellraiser 3"

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"Mention Becker one more time...I dare you."

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"DON'T TOUCH IT!! The bottle said if it lasts more than 4 hours to call a doctor, well he still has 20 minutes."

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"No way Old Man, seven hours???"
"Seven Hours. When he lost all feeling in his legs he finally allowed us to call Julian. You should have seen it Benjamin, it looked like some engorged mutant tick, all different shades of purple and blue. Julian says due to loss of blood flow and nerve damage he might not walk again."

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"Holy Crap! When you said no cats I thought maybe you had an allergy, I guess I was wrong!"

Schistocerca June 24 2014 10:43 AM

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Sisko: That Beehive hairdo!
Dax: What about it?
Sisko: It is pulled up so tight it has pulled all the wrinkles out of your face..hahaha
Dax: Oh yeh funny guy! Lets see if I Beehived your pubes how wrinkle free I can get your scrotum!!

Schistocerca June 24 2014 10:46 AM

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It was no good....no matter how many rubber ducks Ezri shot she couldn't hit enough to win him the giant teddy bear

Schistocerca June 24 2014 01:45 PM

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Dax: Wow that thing is still throwing off a lot of heat. You see now why it is so important to wash your hands after chopping up chilies!

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Did I turn off the iron?

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Dax's annual performance review took an unexpected direction!

Elvira June 26 2014 04:34 AM

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Dax: "I'm Jadzia Dax, and I'm the the commander of the Defiant."

Worf: "Excuse me, but I'm the ship's commander."

Dax: "No I am.

Worf: "When Captain Sisko isn't aboard, the ship is mine."

Dax: "Oh bullshit, that's just Benjamin throwing you a bone."

Worf: "Simply because you call the Captain by his first name ..."

Kira: "Can I break in here?"

Dax/Worf: "NO !!!!"

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Dax: "Okay, can we at least shave your back hair?"

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Joran: "Ezra, it's just a spider, and a fairly small one at that."

:)

Armored Saint June 26 2014 04:14 PM

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DAX: Look at me, I'm James T. Kirk, I just sat on the chair and boom, I'm Captain.
NOG (os): You know Kirk became Captain after ten years of legit service in Starfleet, right?


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