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Smellincoffee May 25 2014 04:06 AM

DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
Few would confess to like the Ferengi in general, but Quark frequently rose above the venal stereotypes of the lobed wonders. Certainly no civilian has ever had a more prominent spot in a Star Trek production! Before you all have your fun with him, here's last weeks winners!



Quote:

JirinPanthosa wrote:
http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...ecause_086.jpg

GARAK: She's the only other Cardassian on the station. But she's a teenager. Must think of way to do this without it being creepy...must think...GGHH!
ZIYAL: Garak, are you having a stroke?

Quote:

Schistocerca wrote: (Post 9611248)
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Despite having the best song they failed to win the Barber Shop Quartet competition because there were only three of them!

Quote:

LeadHead wrote: (Post 9596911)
http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...rrior2_708.jpg
Garak: I find this hand to hand combat really quite distasteful!
Dukat: Yeah, me too. Little help?


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FlyingSaucrDude wrote: (Post 9592837)
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Garak (after Dax inadvertently stumbles in on him in the holosuite): I assure you, Commander, this is not what it looks like.
Dax: It looks like you alone with a tied up hologram of Julian missing his pants.
Garak: In that case I suppose it is what it looks like.


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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 9574894)
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Kira: No wait, I get it. They traced the call, and it's coming from INSIDE the house?


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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9595378)
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GARAK: It got weird, didn't it?
ZIYAL: Yes.
GARAK: Yeah. Right. I knew it.

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...armach_501.jpg

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...susual_128.jpg

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...fquark_244.jpg

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...erengi_520.jpg

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...eations587.jpg


As usual, this will run for two weeks or so. Have fun! :D

Nerys Myk May 25 2014 04:31 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
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QUARK: Were did you get these?

GRILKA: The Liberace Collection. A man with a warriors' taste, to be sure

Nebusj May 25 2014 05:29 AM

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Worf: ``I will have a large, cold glass of 'punching you in the face'. Thank you.''
Quark: ``Let me give you folks a few more minutes to peruse the menu.''

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``The guns are fine, but what I really like about this place is how the decor evokes early-80s game show.''
``Hey, you're right! Has anybody got a holographic Bill Cullen?''

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``You didn't tell me you'd be wearing Denobulan Yeti too!''

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...erengi_520.jpg
``Ooh, ooh uh is this going to be on the bill?''
``Everything's going to be on the bill, you argh.''

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``It's from the same sire as Shatner's last two hairpieces.''

CaptainJon May 25 2014 07:06 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
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#1
Quark: I'm not sure of the correct pronunciation, but I believe it's called 'menage a trois'?

or

#2
Quark: Do you know about shrinkage?
Dax: It shrinks?
Quark: Like a frightened turtle.
Dax: Why does it shrink?
Worf: It just does...
Dax: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

or

#3
Quark: I swear, Mr. Worf, I thought I was walking in on Jadzia on the shower, not you! Next time, I'll keep my eyes open and only grab when I know what I'm grabbing.

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Quark: Someone's overcompensating.

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While visiting her best friend's apartment, the Klingon women summed up her date with Quark: "He took it out."

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"Can I get an amen, brotha!"

Bad Thoughts May 26 2014 01:17 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
Correction required:

Quote:

CaptainJon wrote: (Post 9621868)
http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...armach_501.jpg
#1
Quark: I'm not sure of the correct pronunciation, but I believe it's called 'menage a trois'?

Quark: I'm not sure of the correct pronunciation, but I believe it's called "menage a Troi."

Armored Saint May 26 2014 01:46 AM

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GRILKA: I wonder if our incoming child will have your ears.
QUARK: Wait, what?

JirinPanthosa May 26 2014 01:53 AM

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QUARK: You're doing great Worf. In my experience, women love it when you never talk to them and tell them everything important to them is frivolous and stupid.

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QUARK: I'm going to take a wild guess at your favorite holoprograms. Goodfellas and The Third Man.
GALA: QUARK! The last guy to accuse him of plagiarism ended up floating out the airlock!

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GRILKA: I wonder what our kids would look like.
QUARK: Eww. Permanent mental image.

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...erengi_520.jpg

BRUNT: Simon says aim the blaster. Raise your hand in the air. Quark, you're out.

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...eations587.jpg

QUARK: I just came up with a brilliant idea for next time a human asks for hot dogs.

Schistocerca May 27 2014 01:49 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
Thanks for the win :)http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...armach_501.jpg

QUARK: Worf, I know you are madly in love and have only eyes for her....but will you please get your chair off my foot.....
http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...susual_128.jpg

QUARK: Oh.... THAT army!!!
http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...fquark_244.jpg

Quark loved his monthly visit to the Sony and Cher fan club
http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...erengi_520.jpg

Quark: Mr Odo may I be excused? my brain is full

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...eations587.jpg

Quark still couldn't work out how Worf had managed to get the woolly hat off his head but still leave the pom-pom behind

LeadHead May 28 2014 06:11 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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Dax: (thinking) Our security measures stink. How the hell did Quark get aboard the Defiant?!

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Hagoth: Are the safeties on?

Quark: The weapon or the holosuite's?

Gaila: This is going to get very confusing very fast.

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Quark: Where am I? What am I doing here? Why does that Klingon have a shotgun?!

Smellincoffee May 31 2014 07:49 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
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Quark: Gaila, when you said you were targeting a few competitors, I didn't know this was what you meant.

http://ds9.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...fquark_244.jpg
Quark: Wait, marriage? I thought I signed a real estate contract!
Grilka: High Klingon is a very difficult langauge, is it not?

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Quark: Worf, I have it on good authority the lieutenant likes transparent skulls. Maybe you can work on that.
Worf: Perhaps I will work on yours.

T'Girl June 1 2014 10:42 PM

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Quark: "So how did you break your right arm, and dislocated your left elbow?

Worf: "Yes Jadzia ... how DID I do that?

Dax: ".......

:)

Triskelion June 2 2014 09:17 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
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Worf: Do not waste your time, Quark. Jadzia would never leave me for some lousy bartender.
Quark: Oh yeah? Then why do the Prophets say she dumps you for Sam Malone?

LeadHead June 6 2014 04:37 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
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Quark: ... And then the Andorian says-

Worf: That the Klingon is sick of this joke and the Trill won't be able to save you in time.

Nerys Myk June 6 2014 09:18 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
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QUARK: She said, going "Dutch" is without honor. So fork over the cash!

Smellincoffee June 7 2014 12:34 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 94: QUAAAAAARRRRK!
 
24 hour (ish) warning!


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