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LeadHead April 14 2014 12:43 AM

TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption
Hello everyone, time for a new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Fresh wine" Award, going to:


Triskelion wrote: (Post 9408049)

Sarek: Enjoy the wine, Kirk. I stomped the grapes myself.


This morning.

Next, we have the "New Equipment" Award, going to:


Noname Given wrote: (Post 9399988)

Redshirt #1: "So, this is the new 'Redshirt Lounge', eh? How come I hadn't heard of this being on the ship, and why is the entrance locked, with a Red blinking light above the door."

Redshirt #2: "Don't know. The instructions say we need to wait until the blinking stops; and the doors open. Then we can go in."

Redshirt #1: "Who in the hell designs a lounge like that?"

Redshirt #2: "They say Star Fleet got the design from a Mr. Anan 7 of Eminiar VII."

Next, we have the "Risky Wager" Award, going to:


Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 9406426)

Uhura: "Bridge to Engineering. Acting Captain Scott orders Acting Chief Engineer Kirk to perform a full engine plasma flush."
Kirk: "That wasn't part of the bet!"

Next, we have the "Hey, that's Spocks mom you're talking about!" Award, going to:


Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 9406579)
Spock: Your new nurse, doctor.
McCoy: She looked younger in her online profile!

Next, we have the "Oh, sooooo close!" Award, going to:


Nebusj wrote: (Post 9394600)
``If he stays off the bridge just a couple more seconds I'll have Shatner entirely written out of the script.''

Our photoshop award, goes to:


Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9410446)

KIRK: Whoa, brain freeze!

SAREK: I was unaware it had thawed.

KIRK: Huh?

SAREK: Precisely.


Alrik wrote: (Post 9406984)

Red Shirt #3: "Did anyone actually ask what the Captain meant by 'target practice'?"

Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, we caption "The Galileo Seven!"

LeadHead April 14 2014 12:53 AM

Re: TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption

Kirk: We have moved past he Styrofoam of the 20th Century, now we paint it gray.

Spock: The trail of breadcrumbs ends here. Anyone know how to get back to the shuttle?

Spock: Wow! That creature is huge! We're ready to launch, right Mister Scott? Mister Scott?

Kellowitz: Captain, it was awful down there.

Kirk: What was down there? Giant monsters? Poisoned Atmosphere?

Kellowitz: No booze!

Kirk: It's worse than I thought.

McCoy: Jim, have you noticed that you, me and Spock are the only people who aren't mysteriously on some other job every week?

BoredShipCapt'n April 14 2014 12:57 AM

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McCoy: "Yeoman Mears? Well, Jim, my medical exam is confidential of course, but let's just say I hope you're fond of shellfish."

Ferris: "Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own cup, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given..."

When things got slow on alien planets, the landing party would make abstract phaser etchings in the soil.

Boma: "Is it a giraffe?"

McCoy: "A paramecium!"

Spock: *sigh*

Scotty: "Borgas frat! This isnae the cludgie after all!"

Kelowitz: "If it makes things any better, sir, I hit the Klingons after they insulted you."

Nerys Myk April 14 2014 01:09 AM

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MCCOY: How about you send me and Mears on a little getaway?

KIRK: Done.

ENSIGN BERT: Chimney's all clean, Guv'nah!

SPOCK: The good news is we found found Bigfoot. The bad news is has found us.

SCOTTY: The cat was right, you can watch them from here.

Nerys Myk April 14 2014 01:53 AM

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FERRIS: Quit your bitching, Kirk. Starships don't grow on trees, we need sponsors

Jonas Grumby April 14 2014 02:06 AM

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TFTW, LeadHead!

McCoy: "No, I'm pretty sure it's not Yeoman Mears. I mean, I haven't actually examined her feet in detail, but I still think I would have noticed if..."

Scotty: "Suck in yer gut, Gaetano! If ye canna squeeze in through this floor hatch, ye'll have t' crawl out from under the shuttle and try t' make it to the main entry doors!"
Spock: "I wouldn't advise that right now!"

Crewman: "Does it really look that bad, Captain? I mean, you know how these things shrink when we wash 'em."

McCoy: "Who are you sendin' with us as yeoman on the Murasaki survey?"
Kirk: "Mears."
McCoy: "I'll give you ten credits to swap her out for Tonia Barrows."

jep April 14 2014 07:20 AM

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Spock: "It appears to be a form of hydrocarbon."

McCoy: "Nice shooting, Jed."


Maurice April 14 2014 08:18 AM

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GOLDSKIRT: Would either of you like another cup of coffee?
FERRIS: I will, but Jim won't.
KIRK: I think I will have another cup of coffee.
FERRIS: (thinking) Jim never has a second cup at home.

NIMOY: "In Search Of...Bigfoot"
DE: Knock it off, Lenny!

SCOTT: I've found the problem, sir.
SPOCK: Which is?
SCOTT: That Boma is an arse.
BOMA: Hey!

KIRK: Kellowitz, when I said "fire" I meant the weapons!
KELLOWITZ: Ooops. My bad.

BONES: And that's when Latimer got the point.
KIRK: Bones...
BONES: Too soon?

2takesfrakes April 14 2014 10:46 PM

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"That's right, Kirk, our number's come up for this week's random urinalysis test. To make sure there's no 'cheating,' this lovely yeoman will be there to witness it. As you can see, the sample containers aren't very large. I, myself, will have to try to remember to not overflow mine, this time ..."

Alrik April 15 2014 05:18 AM

Re: TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption
Thanks for The TCA!!!

And now you know.

McCoy: "Replace him with Chekov? The Russian kid running the bowling alley?"

Kirk: "He has my full confidence. He bowled Khan 2 for 2 before that whole trying to take over the ship mess. Plus the chicks dig him. Think Bones. Bridge Crew parties."

McCoy: "Right. Do it."

Nerys Myk April 15 2014 05:26 AM

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MCCOY: So, should I make the borderline racist joke about Spock this time or should you?

Armored Saint April 15 2014 05:43 AM

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KELLEY: Hey Bill, do you know that Blackburn will have to laugh with us in the final scene?
SHATNER: Nooooo! I hope it'll be not too complicated for him.
BLACKBURN: I heard you!
KELLOWITZ: It's a real massacre Captain! They put cheap CGI everywhere.
BONES: So Jim, what do you think of Hadley?
KIRK: Your recommandation of hiring a mute navigator was just perfect!

Alrik April 15 2014 06:14 AM

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Kirk: "And then *giggle* and then you convince him, once he's in command, that he has to put on my ass-less chaps."

McCoy: "And you?"

Kirk: "If you make it happen? I'll probably be on all fours, busting a gut and sounding like a drunken horse."

McCoy: "Knowing you, you'll probably have a midget on your back and trying to lock lips with Uhura."

Kirk: "You're right. This can't end well."

Alrik April 15 2014 06:25 AM

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Spock: "Your assessment Mr Scott."

Scotty: "Coolant leak Mr Spock. But I think I can seal it and re-rout what we need from the starboard nacelle."

Spock: "So, your status report is?"

Scotty: "Aye, the beer cooler will be just fine."

Spock: "A miracle worker, indeed."

Mistral April 15 2014 09:27 AM

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Alrik wrote: (Post 9477031)

"Make...your own kind of music..."

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