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LeadHead March 30 2014 06:43 AM

TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
Hello everyone! I didn't think I'd get this one up even remotely on time so.... yay!

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First up to the plate, we have the "Just READ the manual!" Award, going to:

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Nebusj wrote: (Post 9391396)
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``Or was it that they're supposed to press the red button second?''

Next, we have the "Great Suggestion!" Award, going to:

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Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 9391357)
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Worf: "I am sorry, ladies, but a human female could never compare with a Klingon female."
Blonde: "We understand. But...could two human females compare with a Klingon female?"
Worf: "Now that is an interesting question!"

Next, we have the "Most Popular event in the 24th Century!" Award, going to:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9390814)
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PICARD (o c) Slap the Boy! Line up here for Slap the Boy! Only two credits!

(sotto voco) Data, replicate more tickets, demand is greater than I expected.

Next, we have the "Apparently, some things can't be replicated" Award, going to:

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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 9391558)
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Geordi: (sigh) No, DaiMon, I DON'T have any Grey Poupon!!!

Next, we have the "Sacred Traditions" Award, going to:

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 9390697)
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DATA: Commander Riker. I believe by human tradition I will now need to procure a shotgun, but I will need your command codes to override the replicator safeties.

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

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Armored Saint wrote: (Post 9403861)


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Mojochi wrote: (Post 9398278)
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Captain's log: Acting Ensign Crusher's hand to hand combat training has yielded less than impressive results

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DrBob wrote: (Post 9415246)
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Geordi: "Hey, it may be boxy, but it gives great mileage."

Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, our time capsule series hits season 4!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead March 30 2014 06:48 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
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Riker: Am I the only one who thinks we should have answered that distress call from Alderaan before we went to Risa for Beer Festival?


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Data: And then, Tasha began making loud noises indicative of-

Ishara: Shut up!

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Worf: The last CMO liked it when I invited her to drink Klingon tea!

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Riker: No, Worf. He keeps his wallet in here.

Data Activates

Riker: Whoops.

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Riker: This was obviously a holodeck fantasy, these uniforms wont even be around in 5 years!

jep March 30 2014 10:26 AM

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Data: "Taste The Rainbow."

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shivkala March 30 2014 02:38 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
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Riker: Okay, so we're all agreed, we'll use the tractor beam and industrial sealant to put the planet back together before Captain Picard comes back. Okay, everyone, you know your jobs, get to work!

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Ishara: Damn flies!

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Worf: ...and next time the Captain is not satisfying you, you know where I'll be...

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Riker: Okay, I've got him, I've got him, I don't got him! I don't got him! Ow, ow, my back!

Worf: It's okay, I've got him.

Riker: You sure? I mean, I'd totally carry him, but you know my lower back issues...

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Tomalak: Commander's Log: I have been told that efforts to erase Riker's mind has proven to be ridiculously easy. It's almost like it was pretty empty to begin with.

Finn March 30 2014 03:12 PM

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Tomalak: Repeat after me…Trip died…

Riker: Trip died

Mojochi March 30 2014 03:14 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
Thanks for the pick :D
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Riker: Drunken Klingon miners again ey?

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Data: For future reference, we will pretend I did not know I could do this

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Beverly: No, seriously it helps keep the curl in my bob all day. You should try it

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Worf: But Commander, I didn't get you anything for you're birthday

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It's specifically designed to target the gray, but maybe we should've waited until Mr. Mot got back

Triskelion March 30 2014 03:22 PM

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Data: Well that's it, sir. We turned over every rock.
Riker: Still no sign of Geordi's dignity, Data?
Data: Not one sensor blip, sir.
Geordi: Hey! I'm on the bridge!


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Data: For future reference I would rather deal with the space roaches.


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Crusher: Don't worry, Worf. It's not the size of your shuttlecraft, but the throb of your thrusters.
Worf: Ohhh?
Crusher: But penises? Size matters big time.
Worf: Awww.


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Worf: Even if we manage to get him through the little door, he sounds nothing like a cuckoobird!


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Salesman: This will make you look twenty years younger.
Riker: I can't see ever needing that ever.

JirinPanthosa March 30 2014 04:02 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
TFTW! My second time winning the same picture.

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RIKER: Data, did you just destroy Earth?
DATA: That is correct Commander. Acting under orders from Captain Picard.
RIKER: The Captain ordered you to destroy Earth?
DATA: Yes sir. He ordered me to find an excuse not to go to the Admiral's ball. With Earth destroyed, there will be no Admiral's ball. Therefore he now has an excuse not to go.

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DATA: I slept with your sister.
ISHARA: Shut up!

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WORF: No, I will not report for my yearly physical, Doctor. It is against my Klingon beliefs.
BEVERLY: Quit playing that card!

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DATA: And IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIII will always love....youuuuuuu!
WORF: Somebody please delete that movie from his memory banks.

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TOMALAK: Mind probe of Commander Riker complete. Note to self. Take next vacation to Bynar, and buy one of their holodecks.

Armored Saint March 30 2014 04:49 PM

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Mot the barber: Commander, I warn you, this technology isn't safe. A frequent use can cause back injuries and and weight gain. Why don't you prefer a good old Just for men to hide your gray hair?
RIKER: I'm an evolved man from the 24th century, I don't use those primitive shits! So let your Vulcan assistant make his job.

Jonas Grumby March 30 2014 05:41 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
TFTW, LeadHead!

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Data: "That's right! I can dodge faster than a phaser beam!"
Ishara: "Showboat!"
Data: "Biatch!"


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Worf: "Low testosterone? I can't have that on my record! Can't you say I've got gonorrhea or something?"

Armored Saint March 30 2014 06:21 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
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ISHARA: Hey, be careful Data! Don't you see I'm welding?
DATA: May I point out that you are not doing it correctly?

Armored Saint March 30 2014 06:46 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
Thanks for the photoshop award.
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RIKER: That's why it's a bad idea to compare asteroids to chocolate chips!

Gil T.Azell March 30 2014 07:38 PM

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(Background noise over speakers Asteroids sound)

RIKER: "Data, whatch out that UFO will show up at any moment"
DATA: "No problem sir"

Finn March 30 2014 09:48 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! #353: Time Capsule: Part 4
 
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Armored Saint wrote: (Post 9420175)
Thanks for the photoshop award.
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RIKER: That's why it's a bad idea to compare asteroids to chocolate chips!

You might have won it again :lol:

jep March 30 2014 10:02 PM

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Worf: "If you were not the Captain's concubine, I would kill you where you stand."

Beverly: "All I did was call you needle-dick."


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