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Harbinger March 26 2014 04:21 AM

Klingon Beer coming to stores!
 
Did not see this posted here but Klingon Beer is coming out later this year!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014...l-klingon-beer

Clark Terrell March 26 2014 04:23 AM

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Harbinger wrote: (Post 9402460)
Did not see this posted here but Klingon Beer is coming out later this year!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014...l-klingon-beer

Worf prefers prune juice.

Richard Baker March 26 2014 02:37 PM

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"A warrior's drink!"

Harbinger March 31 2014 05:29 AM

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Banana and caramel. I'm in!

2takesfrakes March 31 2014 11:30 PM

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When it tastes like shit, they'll offer up the excuse that, "well, duh! It's what KLINGONS drink!!!". Whatever ... $ave your money and buy a nice bottle of Cocchi Americano - it makes an excellent apéritif.

Levi April 1 2014 02:21 AM

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I like the idea. Pending it doesn't taste awful!

LMFAOschwarz April 1 2014 02:36 AM

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2takesfrakes wrote: (Post 9424873)
When it tastes like shit, they'll offer up the excuse that, "well, duh! It's what KLINGONS drink!!!". Whatever ... $ave your money and buy a nice bottle of Cocchi Americano - it makes an excellent apéritif.

But surely, regardless of its taste, one could find a suitable gastronomical accompaniment within the pages of this, your most favored of tomes...

http://s22.postimg.org/ia8yo2owt/cooking.jpg

:lol:

2takesfrakes April 1 2014 11:09 AM

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Confectionery approved for STAR TREK can only produce the following outcomes: the exploding shits, or fecal impaction, where all the protien binds in the stool and it feels too big to come out. And what does Klingon beer ever hope to offer, complimenting these OFFICIAL, gastronomical delights? A couple loud belches, an aweful after-taste and a cheap, chemical flavouring that will only leave one with persistant halitosis ...

Mr Pointy Ears April 2 2014 01:46 AM

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Have to buy one to keep as a collectable like I did with the romulan ale.

Pondwater April 2 2014 01:49 AM

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I hope it is not skunky.

Armored Saint April 3 2014 04:54 AM

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2takesfrakes wrote: (Post 9426403)
A couple loud belches, an aweful after-taste and a cheap, chemical flavouring that will only leave one with persistant halitosis ...

According to what I read, it's not gonna be a chemical flavoured shit like Newton. It doesn't mean it's gonna be good, their Vulcan ale is not well-rated, but it's gonna be typical microbrewery stuff inspired by Belgian (not Stella) and German (not Beck's) styles. Caramel notes in a beer are absolutely natural, it comes from caramelized malt. Cloves are also pretty common.

Great, now I'm thirsty and all I have is 750ml bottles of strong beers (between 7% and 10%). One hour sooner and I would had time to buy something smaller.:mad::mad:

scotpens April 3 2014 04:57 AM

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Pondwater wrote: (Post 9428980)
I hope it is not skunky.

There is no honor in skunky beer!

LMFAOschwarz April 3 2014 05:04 AM

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Armored Saint wrote: (Post 9433831)
Great, now I'm thirsty and all I have is 750ml bottles of strong beers (between 7% and 10%). One hour sooner and I would had time to buy something smaller.:mad::mad:

It would be kind of cool if this Klingon beer was something along the lines of a Corsendonk, or even a Scaldis Noel (my personal favorite). :)

"Good beer...nice house." :lol:

teacake April 3 2014 05:25 AM

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You haven't drunk beer until you've drunk it in the original Klingon!

That said, will probably be awful :lol:

Armored Saint April 3 2014 02:42 PM

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LMFAOschwarz wrote: (Post 9433852)
It would be kind of cool if this Klingon beer was something along the lines of a Corsendonk, or even a Scaldis Noel (my personal favorite). :)

Damn, none of them are distributed in Quebec. I should ask to a friend who's in private importation club. I know the "regular" Scaldis and she's...:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:


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