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Captain Kathryn February 23 2014 08:20 AM

Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
Greetings Voyager fans!!!

Winners of the last contest and images for the new contest are up! Relish in your wins! A lot of these were too funny. :lol:

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NAHTMMM wrote: (Post 9195007)
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Janeway: Good news, Doctor.
Doctor: Torres has finally figured out how to stop me from shrinking?
Janeway: Nope! She's classified it as a feature!

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 9157591)
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Seska: (watching) You see, Culluh. We don't need an armada of Kazon warships to take Voyager. Just leave something shiny in their course and they'll beam it aboard.
Culluh: I'm not sure about this, Seska.

Janeway, Tuvok and B'Elanna: Oooooooo..... Shiny...

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 9178327)
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Torres: Chakotay, your legs would not keep getting paralyzed if you got off the toilet sooner.
Tuvok: And if you could manage to avoid becoming a daily entry in my security log, it would be appreciated.
Chakotay: Log.

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Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 9182593)
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Chakotay: Torres and Tuvok didn't think I could do this.
Janeway: You can't. Go away.

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Mistral wrote: (Post 9160699)
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Janeway: "Keep working! One of has got to be able to get that horrible thing off the screen!"
EMH: "You know I can hear you, right?"

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9195475)
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TORRES: Wait, it's saying something....Ex term i nate?

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Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 9182593)
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Chakotay: Lalalala can't heaaaaaaar yooouuuuuu!
Torres: How the hell are you our first officer?
Tuvok: I used to wonder as much when he was our "captain".

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hux wrote: (Post 9159439)
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EMH: Yes, i can vibrate if necessary....why do you ask

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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 9170089)
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Janeway: "One more word out of you Doctor, and I'll put you where no man has gone in the last seven years."

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LOL had to pick two for this one.

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hux wrote: (Post 9159439)
http://voy.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...5/coda_288.jpg
Chakotay: Harry wanted me to give you this and mention promotion opportunities
Janeway: Dismissed

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Roddenberry wrote: (Post 9271933)
http://voy.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...5/coda_288.jpg
Chakotay: I just picked this up from the Botany Bay.
Janeway: Khhaaaannnnnnn!

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Have fun everyone!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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LeadHead February 23 2014 09:05 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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Paris: Oh, that reminds me, I was supposed to research Malcolm Reed's combat strategies.

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Janeway: How bad is it, Doctor?

The Doctor: You'll be fine, but I'd make nice with the insurance adjuster if I were you.

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The Doctor: I didn't mean that nice with the Insurance adjuster!!

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B'Elanna: While you're at it, would you implant a "clean up your own dang socks" command?

http://voy.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...9/PDVD_600.jpg

Janeway: I made dinner!

Chakotay: (thinking) God help me.

The Laughing Vulcan February 23 2014 12:37 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
Thanks for the Say What? Here's another...

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Paris: "Not... the blow job I was hoping for."

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EMH: "I diagnose a bad hair day. I'd lend you my preventative subroutine, if you were a hologram."

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EMH: "I'm sorry Captain, the bit that you were hoping for still hasn't been restored to normal size since last week's Caption competition."
Janeway: "Well that was a waste."

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Paris: "A little help here. Face-sucking alien. Call security!"
Torres: "In a minute, Tom. That face-sucking thing is hilarious. Do it again."

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The Maquis infiltration of the Voyager crew was finally complete. Chakotay had hypnotised Janeway into thinking she was a maid, everytime he said Akoochimoya.

hux February 23 2014 01:15 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
Thanks for the win(s)

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Harry: This one time at band camp

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Doctor: You're doing well captain, only five more men are waiting their turn

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Doctor
: I'm afraid Seven can't make it so she sent me...how can i help
Janeway: Nevermind

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Tuvok:
My mind to your mind....i can sense that you're very good in bed Mr Paris

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Chakotay: Remember when you murdered Tuvix
Janeway: WTF!

Finn February 23 2014 10:12 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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Doctor: Are you all right, Captain?

Janeway: *grabs the Doc's uniform and pulls him toward her* Coffee!

2takesfrakes February 24 2014 02:32 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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"Security: Emergency in Captain's Quarters!"

"I've already taken the proverbial phone off the hook, Kathryn ... we don't want to be disturbed."

2takesfrakes February 24 2014 02:39 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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"Maybe you should relax with the wine, Chakotay. You're going to get drunk."

"But it takes the edge off the inevitable rejection I'm going to get from you."

2takesfrakes February 24 2014 02:41 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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"Captain, I know you've just been transported directly here, to sickbay, after a violent attack, but ... I want to talk to you about the possibility of my getting my own quarters, now that I'm mobile."

2takesfrakes February 24 2014 02:44 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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"I won't stop playing this Tom, until you give me your permission to marry Linnis."

2takesfrakes February 24 2014 02:47 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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"Woo! Woo! Woo!... nyuk! nyuk! nyuk!"

Nerys Myk February 24 2014 03:07 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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HARRY: Anything happening with the cobra?

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EMH: Turns out I don't have a Hairdressing subroutine.

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JANEWAY: I'll pass on the "happy ending", thanks.

Mr. Laser Beam February 24 2014 03:24 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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Doctor: Captain, I must insist you get dressed at once.

The Entire Female Population Of TrekBBS' Voyager Forum: Not so fast!!! :scream:

Captain Kathryn February 24 2014 04:31 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
LOL

Mr. Laser Beam February 24 2014 04:53 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
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Janeway: My God, Chakotay, haven't you had enough?

Chakotay: The drunker I get, the better your cooking tastes.

Triskelion February 24 2014 05:44 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day
 
TFTW Captain Kathryn!


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Tom: I was feeling bad about not being able to win Kes, but you cheered me up as usual.
Kim: Because of my jaunty licorice stick tune?
Tom: No, because you play clarinet better than you play women - and you suck at clarinet.


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Drunk again, Captain?
No, I jus' can't find the floor.


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EMH: Don't be modest, Captain. It's nothing I haven't seen before.

...On a dude.


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