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Shat Happens February 19 2014 01:51 PM

Kirk vs. the Borg
 
I don't know if the subject is open to much speculation.

They already made that episode, only the Borg ship was round and yellow.

AverageWriter February 19 2014 02:19 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
I suppose it all depends on how much you want to lean on the novels.

How canon do you consider The ShatnerVerse?

Gov Kodos February 19 2014 02:25 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Kirk and company (minus a few red shirts) win, its what they do.

bbjeg February 19 2014 02:31 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Borg.

King Daniel Into Darkness February 19 2014 02:32 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.

Shat Happens February 19 2014 02:35 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Quote:

AverageWriter wrote: (Post 9265096)
I suppose it all depends on how much you want to lean on the novels.

How canon do you consider The ShatnerVerse?

Never read those. I'm still in the 23rd century.

Vandervecken February 19 2014 03:45 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Kirk is gets a +10 adjustment in all hits vs machines or semi-machines.

Bry_Sinclair February 19 2014 05:31 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
I'd love to witness Kirk trying to hit on the Borg Queen and turn her away from her "evil" ways then, during the throes of their passion, to have her assimilate him. :borg:

Bry_Sinclair February 19 2014 05:32 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Quote:

King Daniel Into Darkness wrote: (Post 9265159)
I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.

I can just imagine the blinding camera flares all the NuBorg bling would cause, you would be able to look at the screen :lol:

YARN February 19 2014 05:40 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
1. Kirk poses a logical conundrum to the Borg and they go into sleep mode.

2. Kirk tricks them into computing a very large number for the same effect.

3. Kirk seduces the Borg Queen. She gives him implants. He gives her space herpes. Kirk wins.

4. Kirk uses the Corbomite trick to stave off an attack and to buy time for Mr. Spock to figure out the rest.

5. Enterprise goes back in time. Kirk spreads his genes across the star systems that are in the path of Borg conquest. The millions of children of Kirk are too individualistic (i.e., narcissistic) to be assimilated. The Borg change direction, sparing the Alpha Quadrant.

King Daniel Into Darkness February 19 2014 05:52 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Quote:

Bry_Sinclair wrote: (Post 9265789)
Quote:

King Daniel Into Darkness wrote: (Post 9265159)
I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.

I can just imagine the blinding camera flares all the NuBorg bling would cause, you would be able to look at the screen :lol:

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...flare_joke.jpg

bbjeg February 19 2014 05:52 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Quote:

Bry_Sinclair wrote: (Post 9265783)
I'd love to witness Kirk trying to hit on the Borg Queen and turn her away from her "evil" ways then, during the throes of their passion, to have her assimilate him. :borg:

No offense but I would burn down the theater I'm in if I saw that on screen. :)

Silvercrest February 19 2014 10:24 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
A lot of us would burn it down if he succeeded.

T'Girl February 21 2014 10:26 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Quote:

Bry_Sinclair wrote: (Post 9265783)
I'd love to witness Kirk trying to hit on the Borg Queen and turn her away from her "evil" ways then, during the throes of their passion, to have her assimilate him. :borg:

With "assimilation tube" as a metaphor, wouldn't it be Kirk that assimilates the Borg Queen?


:)

Shaka Zulu February 21 2014 11:00 PM

Re: Kirk vs. the Borg
 
Quote:

King Daniel Into Darkness wrote: (Post 9265855)
Quote:

Bry_Sinclair wrote: (Post 9265789)
Quote:

King Daniel Into Darkness wrote: (Post 9265159)
I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.

I can just imagine the blinding camera flares all the NuBorg bling would cause, you would be able to look at the screen :lol:

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...flare_joke.jpg

I. Love. This. Picture. :techman::techman::techman:


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