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LeadHead February 18 2014 06:22 AM

Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming
 
Hello everyone! It is time for a new contest!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Audio Interference" Award, going to:

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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 9142213)
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Khan: Wait a moment, Admiral. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Next, we have the "But is it a Space Station?" Award, going to:

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shivkala wrote: (Post 9143950)
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Lily: When did Earth get a new moon?

Cochrane: That's no moon!

Next, the "One of many plot holes in this film" Award, going to:

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 9182254)
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B'Etor: We could give you a shuttle.
Soran: No.
B'Etor: Eject you in a lifepod.
Soran: Nope.
B'Etor: Launch you in a probe.
Soran: Nah.
B'Etor: We could just fly you to the Nexus in the ship we are all in now.
Soran: I've told you to stop doing this.

...

B'Etor: Reconfigure a photon torpedo casing.
Soran: No.


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Maurice wrote: (Post 9139537)
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KHAN: We interrupt this attack to bring you this special news bulletin. Neener neener neener!

Congratulations to our competitors and many thanks to everyone who participated!

We begin again!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead February 18 2014 06:26 AM

Re: Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming
 
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Picard: Mister La Forge, change the channel.

Ru'afo and Dougherty: We heard that.

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Scotty: That button doesn't work. Therefore this entire bridge must be redesigned.

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Kirk: (thinking) Why are we serving ale in wine glasses?

Nerys Myk February 18 2014 06:28 AM

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LAFORGE: I'm not sure, sir. I think it might be the Space Pope.

Finn February 18 2014 02:44 PM

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Geordi: Would one of you hurry and make a photoshop out of this. I can't stand looking at that guy!




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Kirk: (thinking) I wish I had Romulan Ale on hand whenever Bones and Spock were bickering on the bridge.

Armored Saint February 18 2014 04:33 PM

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KIRK (thinking): Whoops, I begin to be turned on by Atzebur.

mendelin February 18 2014 04:44 PM

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Scotty: Gents, never touch this reboot button.
Chekov: You mean, don't create an alternate universe?
Sulu: Oh, my...

Triskelion February 18 2014 06:45 PM

Re: Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming
 
TFTW LeadHead!

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Dougherty: When you're ready to beam down to the men's room of the Hyatt Regency you'll find us in stall three. The attendant will show you in.

Ru'afo: <Spins toilet roll>


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Scotty: That's it, lads. I'm pushing the shift key the fifth time.
Chekov: Are you insane?!


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Captain's Log, Supplemental: I don't know why that Patrick Steward guy keeps forgetting my refills.

doubleohfive February 18 2014 07:15 PM

Re: Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming
 
I don't have time to mock this up using the screen cap provided, but I did make this one a few years ago for a similar caption contest:

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Roddenberry February 19 2014 12:17 AM

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Picard: Ba'ku?
La Forge: Bless you Captain.

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Sulu: I'll have anything on the men, you?
Scotty: I'll ha'e a kebab an' a fried mars bar an' some battered sausages.
Chekov: Fried mars bars...no not even I can say that was Russian.

2takesfrakes February 19 2014 01:11 AM

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"Aye ... that's the Klingon phrase I came up with in The Motion Picture. See that?"

2takesfrakes February 19 2014 01:14 AM

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"It looks like the Computer's back to it's old tricks, pranking me like it did in that cartoon series. This glass is somehow glued to my face ..."

2takesfrakes February 19 2014 01:23 AM

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Trill: "Captain, can I leave my post? I think I'm going to throw up. That other old dude who's sitting down - he won't stop checking me out ..."

Timewalker February 19 2014 03:52 AM

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Scotty: What in the name of heaven was THAT?

Chekov: It's certainly not the kind of winter sports I remember.

Sulu: I told them a long time ago it was a bad idea having the Olympics in Sochi...

Mr. Laser Beam February 19 2014 04:28 AM

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Scotty: Borgas frat, who is this "Simon Pegg"?!?

Nerys Myk February 19 2014 04:32 AM

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CHEKOV: I'm thinking Scotty wasn't a good choice to program the VCR.

SCOTTY: Stop flashing "12:00" ya borgas frat bastard!


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