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LeadHead February 18 2014 05:45 AM

TNG Caption This! 347: Better than ever
 
Hello everyone! Sorry I didn't make get this going by sunday night, but since this is a holiday weekend for most, it's still kinda on the weekend...


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First up to the plate, we have the "Trial Run" Award, going to:

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Mojochi wrote: (Post 9233509)
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Riker: I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and all the universe worships the night... You are the heart in my day and...

Picard: Nope still not working. Let's go back and try it with Guinan again

Next, we have "The Klingon who Shagged me" Award, going to:

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Armored Saint wrote: (Post 9238708)
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K'EHLEYR: Worf, I'm late!
WORF: No, you got here right on time.
K'EHLEYR: No, I mean, I'm LAAAATE!

Next, the two top captions for this next photo were both from the same competitor, so I'm making both entries winners!

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Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 9230998)
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Picard: "Next time you're in the mood for a little role-playing, I just read a fascinating entry from James Kirk's old Enterprise logs about a place called the 'Mirror Universe' and something called a 'captain's woman.'"

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Picard: "I'm sorry, Beverly, but I'm already married...to my ship."
Crusher: "But, Jean Luc, there are things I can give you that the ship can't."
Picard: "No, that was only true before the holodecks were installed."

Next, we have the "Warm-Up Act" Award, going to:

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Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 9237601)
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Henshaw: It's so nice of you to keep me company while I wait for Commander Riker to pick me up, Geordi. You're such a sweetie!

Next, we have the "And then he kicked his own tires" Award, going to:

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2takesfrakes wrote: (Post 9242038)
Data attempts to mask his New Car smell ...

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The Photoshop Award, goes to:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9237877)
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PICARD: Q was right, Riker's dream woman is Kathy Janeway!


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Finn wrote: (Post 9233284)
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Meanwhile, at Starfleet Academy...

Cadet's Log: We found this weird place somewhere in Uganda over the weekend where there was supposed to be an old Bolian monk living in the jungle. She read my palm and said my mother was with my father now. I tried to get in touch with the Enterprise. But they were out of range. So I am starting to worry

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Holdfast wrote: (Post 9235267)
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RIKER: It's the Tsiolkovsky virus. Hey, don't laugh, it got him laid once, it can do it again!

Congratulations to all of our winners and many thanks to our all of our competitors!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead February 18 2014 05:51 AM

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Worf: Captain, receiving a message from Vash, she is curious if you are still exclusive.

Picard: (thinking) Dangit.

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Jono: How breakable is this? Lets find out!

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Worf: Sir, it appears that the stream does not actually contain beer.

Riker: Dang, false advertising again.


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Picard: Somebody named Neelix said I should try this "Leola root."

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Picard: I have not slept with Beverly and may the lord strike me down if I lie-

Mr. Laser Beam February 18 2014 05:51 AM

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Riker: Wrong movie, V'Ger!!!

Armored Saint February 18 2014 06:04 AM

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RIKER: Is this really Beverly Hills, mister Worf?
WORF: According to the tricorder, we're on a private property on Beverly Hills. It explains the fake waterfall.
RIKER:O'BRIEN, YOU IDIOT! We were talking about Beverly CRUSHER breasts, not Beverly Hills, Los Angeles.

Nerys Myk February 18 2014 06:16 AM

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WORF: O'Brien says your Viagra was just beamed aboard. He wants to know who's quarters to send it to.

Gep Malakai February 18 2014 06:16 AM

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Worf: Commander! The hills! They're...alive.

Riker: Some kind of silicon-based lifeform, Lieutenant?

Worf: No, sir. Tricorder indicates it is the sound of music!


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Avro Arrow February 18 2014 06:23 AM

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Picard was rather dismayed to find Jono handling Picard's rare Kurlan sex toy.

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Worf: Sir, the tricorder is indicating this stream contains almost 100% hydrogen oxide! I suspect deliberate contamination!

Riker: <sigh>


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Captain's Personal Log, supplemental. Note to self: No matter how much I enjoy Bounty bars, do NOT eat any I find lying around in caves.

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Picard: Now, everyone, watch my impersonation of the main deflector dish!

Riker: Uncanny!

Jonas Grumby February 18 2014 07:18 AM

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TFTWs, LeadHead!

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Data: "Automatic upgrade download for his mechanical heart?"
Troi: "We can only hope, I guess."

Roddenberry February 18 2014 10:20 AM

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Picard: Do not get on the turbo lift Mr Worf, that's an order.
Crusher: It doesn't smell that bad Jean-Luc.

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Picard: Oh it's awful, I'm calling the fashion police, shoulder pads, leather gloves and that haircut makes me glad I'm bald

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Riker: What is it Mr Worf?
Worf: Strange readings sir, the rocks seem to be made of polystyrene and this liquid is Perrier.

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Picard: The normal ones are awful biscuits, but these double stuf are far worse.
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Frakes: Don't worry every one, I've heard this is how the English regnerate.

The Laughing Vulcan February 18 2014 11:54 AM

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In 400 years, Charlie Brown's luck with kites only got worse.

2takesfrakes February 18 2014 01:08 PM

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"You just made me throw up in my mouth, a little."

2takesfrakes February 18 2014 01:20 PM

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Jono finds the secret button on the faux artifact that plays back a private message from Vash, "Jean Luc, remember how we would play 'Archeologist' in your quarters? Where I would remove layers of overburden - I mean your pants - until I discovered an ancient bone! Or, maybe a Royal Scepter. Then I would polish it, until it was all nice and shiny ..."

2takesfrakes February 18 2014 01:26 PM

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"There can be only one ... Highlander!"

2takesfrakes February 18 2014 01:29 PM

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"Mister Worf, use your tricorder and tell me if the age of these rocks are circa the 1960s."

"... Confirmed, Sir."

2takesfrakes February 18 2014 01:38 PM

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"Worf! You called me up here, because you said the Captain had lost his mind ..."


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