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Kathy Kringle January 23 2014 06:46 AM

Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
Greetings Voyager fans!!!

The new contest is up...relish in your wins!!!! Especially Nerys Myk, awesome photoshop job on the Gorn! :lol:

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 9087142)
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Braxton: I've come from the future after Labor Day to warn you - don't even think about wearing that!
Chakotay: I see the Temporal Prime Directive gets put to good use.

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SpocksLeftEar wrote: (Post 9079885)
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B'Elanna: You can make whistling sounds with your hands as long as you want, I can still hear you farting.

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9080197)
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NEELIX: Uh, guys...
JANEWAY: Not now Neelix! We've got to find that Gorn!

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JanewayRulz! wrote: (Post 9080158)
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Chakotay: I do this every night, hoping one of us gets lucky.
Kathryn: One of us? :confused:
Chakotay: Well, there's you, me and the monkey.

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hux wrote: (Post 9079726)
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Janeway: Shouldn't this caption have been used in December
Da Vinci: Why....oh right, cos i look like santa...yeah you're right....Captain Kathryn really dropped the ball there didn't she

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 9085588)
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BRAXTON: That's one of worst tats I've ever seen. 'Get that in prison?
CHAKOTAY: No, it is a symbol of my tribe....aw, hell. You're right, I got it in prison. I'm not even an Indian!

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Vulcan Logician wrote: (Post 9115288)
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Tuvok: One of us should sneak around the west side of the perimeter to flank while the rest of us--
Neelix: Leeeeroooooy Jenkins!!!

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 9085621)
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B'ELANA: I told you your MMOPorn game wouldn't get any subscribers.
PARIS: I don't understand it. I ran ads on TrekBBS! I assumed Trekkies would click anything with giant breasts and a lot of skin, especially if it's presented misogynistically.
B'ELANA: Serves you right for stereotyping.

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Finn wrote: (Post 9079192)
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Chakotay: *puckers*
Janeway: You aren't supposed to let me see you crossing your fingers. You aren't getting any tonight.

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Lead-Nosed Reindeer January 23 2014 07:08 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
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The Doctor: Do you know that you're forming acne on your lower chin?

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Seska: (watching) You see, Culluh. We don't need an armada of Kazon warships to take Voyager. Just leave something shiny in their course and they'll beam it aboard.

Culluh: I'm not sure about this, Seska.

Janeway, Tuvok and B'Elanna: Oooooooo..... Shiny...

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B'Elanna: Did you spike his tea again?

Janeway: No choice, it was the 14th time he'd talked about his animal guide this week.

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Janeway: Its not you, it's me. Now get out.

2takesfrakes January 23 2014 01:12 PM

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"We regret to inform you that 'Mornings with Neelix' has gone off the air. You're watching: 'B'Elanna and Friends' ..."

2takesfrakes January 23 2014 01:17 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
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"Commander Chakotay, inform Neelix that Humans do not use carnations to garnish their meals with."

2takesfrakes January 23 2014 01:21 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
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"Captain, the giants in Gulliver's Travels aren't called anything. They're from Brobdingnag ... that's all."

2takesfrakes January 23 2014 01:31 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
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"And the piano sounds like a carnival. And the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar. And say 'Man, what are you doin' here?'"

2takesfrakes January 23 2014 01:39 PM

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JANEWAY: "Thank you, everyone, for your input - altering The Doctor's personality was a great idea! The first thing we're going to take care of is his horrible Bedside Manner. That was your suggestion - right, B'Elanna?"

bountifulboxesjeg January 23 2014 07:58 PM

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B'elanna: It appears we are being watch, like a Voyager series.
Janeway: They're probably making fun of us in some message board.

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B'elanna: But that's impossible.
Tuvok: Most definitely.
Janeway: So you mean to tell me Voyager is inside it's own sickbay? Damn Delta Quadrant.

hux January 23 2014 09:09 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
Thanks for the win ;-)


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EMH: Yes, i can vibrate if necessary....why do you ask

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Janeway:I can't believe it
Torres: I know...they killed Robb Stark and slaughtered everyone
Tuvok: wait...i still haven't seen season 2...crap!

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Torres: Why is he making that face
Tuvok: If you look under the table, you'll see why
Torres: Oh, hi captain

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Chakotay: Harry wanted me to give you this and mention promotion opportunities
Janeway: Dismissed

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EMH:
So in conclusion...Neelix will need a serious operation to survive and...
Janeway
: Sorry doctor....Game of thrones is about to start

Mistral January 24 2014 01:18 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
Janeway: "Keep working! One of has got to be able to get that horrible thing off the screen!"

EMH: "You know I can hear you, right?"

Finngle Bells January 24 2014 02:33 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
Thanks for the win
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Tom: Are those hair plugs?

Santa Kang January 24 2014 06:39 AM

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TUVOK: He's having that dream about being on the Bachelor, again.

DecktheThralls January 24 2014 05:58 PM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
Thanks for the win, Captain Kathryn!
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EMH: Never tell a Klingon engineer her butt's too big.

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The robot's waking. I better zip his pants back up.


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Tuvok: ...Sioux? Blackfoot? Hopi?
B'Elanna: Apache? Cherokee? Casino?
Chakotay: Keep going, I'm sure I'll know it if I hear it.


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Janeway: Got my coffee refill?
Chakotay: Depends. If your breath withers this flower the EMH has advised me to intervene.


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EMH: Picard let Data get laid.
Janeway: Dead from the waist down .
Chakotay: Don't worry, Doctor, you get used to it.

Finngle Bells January 25 2014 12:55 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
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EMH: Captain, you are overdue for your annual check up

Janeway: Computer. Change the EMH's height to six centimeters. Captain Janeway one-five-Alpha-Chuckles-Victor:

Computer: EMH adjustment complete

Nebusj January 26 2014 07:52 AM

Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch
 
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Doctor: ``I don't know if it's a holo-focus problem, or a space-time distortion, or a hallucination, or an alternate universe, or what, but I'm fed up with this nonsense happening every single week.''
Janeway: ``Join the club.''


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Torres: ``It's I think it's almost there if we can get the color locked in we've nearly broken through into the MeTV lineup!''


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Torres: ``Great. Chucklehead's finally bored himself to sleep.''


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Janeway: ``Yeah, that's good, so all I need is if you could just hold that flower for like the next seventy years, 'kay?''


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Janeway: ``All right, Doctor, we put you on the main screen and on the back screen so you can see an infinite recursion of yourself. Now will you give back control of the ship?''
Doctor: ``I need to revel in my glories a little more. All right, I'm done.''


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