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LeadHead January 18 2014 11:57 PM

TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?
 
Hello everyone, new contest!


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First up to the plate, we have the "The More You Know..." Award, going to:

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Avro Arrow wrote: (Post 9065578)
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Kelley: ... and that's what syphilis will do to you.
Shatner: So, kids, take it from Captain Kirk: practice safe sex.
Nimoy (thinking): I need to fire my agent.

Next, we have the "Legal Problems" Award, going to:

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Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 9127486)
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Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
Kirk: "Crap!"

Next, we have the "Complicated Controls" Award, going to:

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Diesel Micky Dolenz wrote: (Post 9127477)
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Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.

Next, we have the "Just can't escape it, can you?" Award, going to:

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captain crow wrote: (Post 9070009)

Next, we have the "Sooooo.... good for us?" Award, going to:

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FormerLurker wrote: (Post 9049453)
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Kirk: Well, gentlemen, another mission successfully completed.

McCoy: And no casualties. At least, not on our ship.

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

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Armored Saint wrote: (Post 9060412)
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BONES: Jim, would you mind if I begin to give some treatments to the two kids in charge of piloting this ship?
KIRK: Treatments? They're sicks?
BONES: No, BUT I'M GETTING SICK OF HEARING THEIR VOICES! Nasonex for Lieutenant Stuffy-Nose and Tennessee whiskey for Ensign Russian-Falsetto!
SPOCK: Illogical, they will not stay long enough on this ship to allow us to see some results.
KIRK: Yeah, they never realised they have VIP access to hidden cameras, I doubt they're promised to long careers on the Enterprise.


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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 9059896)
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"Hi there, I'm Bob Wesley for the Federation Express Card. Don't leave the bridge without it!"

Thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

New contest! Lets go!

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Enjoy!

Maurice January 19 2014 12:00 AM

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KIRK: Worst. Upskirt. Ever

LeadHead January 19 2014 12:04 AM

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Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise! When I said I wanted you to pick me up, I meant to use the transporter!

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Kirk: So we're all agreed, Scotty "bumped his head" with no help from ANY of us!

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Spock: Mister Kyle, I would like for you to read these cartoons about Miles O'Brien and how boring it is to be a transporter chief. Tell me how close it is to your life.

Kyle: Why, Sir?

Spock: The Captain wants to know if we need to make your life more boring.


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Kirk: Everyone call him "Starbuck" and see if he gets the joke.

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Spock: How long?

Uhura: 2 hours.

Spock: Unacceptable, the boxing match starts in 1 hour and we are not going Pay-Per-View again!

Nerys Myk January 19 2014 12:07 AM

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MCCOY: I got his tricorder, your take his wallet and keys.

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SPOCK: It's the standard Landing Party release form. No need to read it.

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APOLLO: I will not be ignored!

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UHURA: Tell you what, Spock. If I need help, I'll ask you!

Maurice January 19 2014 12:12 AM

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^^^I had to get that one in before anyone else thought of it. ;)

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BONES: Okay. I've put him under. Now what?
KIRK: Now we put him in Lt. Palamas's miniskirt and see if Apollo goes for it.


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SPOCK: Your app does not conform to Apple iTunes standards. Rejected.


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CHEKOV: Vurst. Toga party. Ewer!


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UHURA: I've descrambled HBO and Showtime again, but this is the last time!

BoredShipCapt'n January 19 2014 12:30 AM

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Uhura: "I've about had it with this water-cooled soldering iron!"
Spock: "Try the lightsaber. Did you find my Thermos?"

Jonas Grumby January 19 2014 12:45 AM

Re: TOS Caption Contest #281: Who Captions for Adonais?
 
TFTW, LeadHead!

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McCoy: "I'd give real money if he'd wear pants instead of a toga when he does this."
Chekov: "I think I'm going to need therapy."
Kirk: "Someone go find Lieutenant Palamas. She's gonna wanna see this!"


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Kirk: "Let this be a lesson to you, Mr. Chekov. This is the kind of trouble thinking with the 'little head' can get you into."


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Spock: "Really, Mr. Kyle? A worker's compensation claim? All I did was shove you aside so I could get to the transporter controls."


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Palamas: "Oh, don't mind them. They're just jealous."


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Spock: "Shouldn't Mr. Scott be doing that?"
Uhura: "I lost a bet."

BoredShipCapt'n January 19 2014 01:23 AM

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Apollo: "Apparently the freaks don't want no Greeks."

Sir Rhosis January 19 2014 01:29 AM

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Ensign Robert Wadlow joins the crew of the Enterprise.

BoredShipCapt'n January 19 2014 01:45 AM

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Chekov: "Keptin, I vas just thinking... vhat if Mr. Spock vere that tall?"
Kirk: "Ensign, that sounds like the dumbest cartoon ever."

BoredShipCapt'n January 19 2014 01:49 AM

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Spock: "Lieutenant, I have orders for your arrest. As of 0800 hours, pompadours are no longer regulation."


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Kirk: "Get off my ship! You're a dead duck here."
McCoy: "Wrong episode, Jim."

Nerys Myk January 19 2014 03:20 AM

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MCCOY: Should the Enterprise be moving that fast?

KIRK: No.

CHEKOV: Should it be in the atmosphere?

KIRK: No.

MCCOY: Should you have left Lt. Troi in charge?

KIRK: No.

Armored Saint January 19 2014 04:18 AM

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UHURA: Hmm, is that Vulcan version of Wicked Games I hear?
Spock: Your way of handling a phallic-shaped object is so FASCINATING and LOGICAL!

Nerys Myk January 19 2014 05:09 AM

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SPOCK: I do not believe that sonic device is Starfleet issue.

UHURA: It's mine. Risian Tickler. 200 credits plus shipping and handling.

Bad Thoughts January 19 2014 03:18 PM

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Kirk: This Apollo ... he's ... like Christ, wouldn't you say?
Bones: Dammit, Jim! This isn't fanfic. You can't just insert your religious beliefs whenever you want.
Kirk: When we get back to the Enterprise, I'd like to talk to Sulu about his "lifestyle choices."

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Kirk: Chekov, did you give him the homemade Vodka?


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