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Deranged Nasat January 10 2014 10:50 PM

Humerous Novel Summaries: Expanded
 
Some of you will remember the previous editions of this, from when I was unemployed and so rather bored. Having been assimilated into the workforce, I have less time on my hands, but there is still so much of the novel 'verse left to explore. The books have confused us with twisted trilogies like String Theory and Millennium, they've unleashed the mossy terror of The Genesis Wave whether we like it or not, and recently they've had a rather nasty Fall. But keeping track of these myriad plots can be difficult. That is why this handy guide was created, and is presented here in updated form for your edification.

Note: Everything's behind spoiler tags, because many of them do give away important plot points.

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Dominion (War) and Delta (Quadrant)















Post-War

























































Setting the stage for Nemesis















Post-Nemesis





















Destiny






Deranged Nasat January 10 2014 10:52 PM

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Cleaning up Mack's Mess



















Fun with the Typhon Pact

























Cold Equations







The Fall










Cyfa January 11 2014 12:10 AM

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These are BRILLIANT! Especially the DS9: Mission Gamma lot. I haven't read the second lot yet, but will do tomorrow morning. Fantastic! Thank you, you deranged Nasat, you.

David Mack January 11 2014 01:29 AM

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Truly an awesome display of comedic brevity. *slow clap* :)

Mimi January 11 2014 01:52 AM

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I absolutely love trying to explain Star Trek Millennium to people, preferably while I'm drinking. It is one of the most insane novels I have ever read, and I love it.

These are all hilarious though. I shall save this down for future use when my friend starts making their way through treklit.

KRAD January 11 2014 03:16 AM

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It's really impressive with how perfectly Deranged Nasat has captured the essence of my novels................

Snaploud January 11 2014 06:01 AM

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A+ work, Deranged Nasat. Very funny! :techman:

Sran January 11 2014 07:04 AM

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--Sran

Deranged Nasat June 12 2014 11:59 PM

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It's time... for The Lost Era (and honorary Lost Era).


























Sto-Vo-Kory June 13 2014 01:00 AM

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Loved the Cast No Shadow summary.;)

Thrawn June 13 2014 03:13 AM

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Serpents and One Constant Star are perfect.

Relayer1 June 13 2014 09:33 AM

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Give up work. It's a waste of your talents...

Deranged Nasat July 20 2014 01:25 PM

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Time... for the prequel era.
















borgboy July 20 2014 02:23 PM

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String Theory Evolution is my favorite of these. It sounds the absolute maddest, but it's completely accurate.

Thrawn July 20 2014 03:34 PM

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Entertaining as always, but then I totally lost my shit at "Trip runs back and forth pretending to do things". Holy crap, that's perfect.


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