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Ln X December 20 2013 04:07 PM

DS9 Caption Contest 85: Certifiably Insane?
 
Two words about the delay; damn computer. With that well behind me, we move on to...

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Frankincense + Myrrh wrote: (Post 8958919)
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Sisko: "SOMEONE TURN ON THE FUKKING LIGHTS !!!"

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Lead-Nosed Reindeer wrote: (Post 8930458)
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Captains Log: Quark recording. After taking control of Deep Space Nine, as part of his plan to retake DS9, Sisko has taken over the bar and is serving Creole food. This will be my last entry as Captain. Dangit.

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Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 8950630)
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Gul Dukat: Oh, come on, Benjamin! Surely a compliment wouldn't hurt. Say it!
Sisko, resigned: Fine. Fine! Diabolical, I'll give you. But I will not refer to your latest scheme as masterfully cunning.

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shivkala wrote: (Post 8928553)
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Sisko: I still can't believe that Changeling porn exists, let alone that Quark has some.

Bashir: Rule 34, sir.

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Mistral wrote: (Post 8956327)
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Weyoun: "Your move, Captain."

Sisko: "I love electronic Jenga!"


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Worf: Prepare yourselves for the worst. Torture, malnutrition, inhumane conditions....

O'Brien: Worse than sipping international flavored cappuccinos with Keiko's book club?

Sisko: You're making Julian cry.

The multi-caption winners;

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FEMALE CHANGELING: Push Odo. Push! The baby's almost here!

BASHIR: Wait, Odo's female?

FEMALE CHANGELING: Actually,all Changelings are female.

SISKO: Can I be the one to tell Kira?

Bashir: Why? Wasn't the "Uncle Kurzon is now Aunt Jadzia" talk with Jake hard enough?


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Have fun and happy holidays!

Ln X December 20 2013 04:17 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 85: Certifiably Insane?
 
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O'Brien: What's with the bleedin' heavy metal outfits?

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Dax: And how is Sisko going to explain this? It was the Prophet's will?
Kira: Good enough for me.

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It was prophecized that the Emissary would be put to a fiery test...

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O'Brien: Instead of an all-out assault how about we use the Jem'Hadar in this room to infiltrate the building?

*deathly silence*

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Gowron: Kneel before my eyes!!!

Nerys Myk December 20 2013 09:03 PM

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O'BRIEN: Just how drunk was I last night?

BASHIR: You'd be surprised.

O'BRIEN: And what the hell did I do?

GARAK: You'd be surprised.

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KIRA: They're real and they're spectacular.

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SISKO: Dad, there has to be a better way to check the temperature of the oven!

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ODO: Jem'Hadar? (snort) They're just Tosk with better make up.

They're right behind me, aren't they?

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GOWRON: I'm Chancellor Gowron and you approve this message.

Finn December 21 2013 01:09 AM

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Captain's Log: Julian is missing and the Chief was found passed out in Quark's bar with a Terran Tiger sitting close by. I don't know how I'll tell Admiral Ross about this.

Nerys Myk December 21 2013 03:19 AM

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O'BRIEN: "What happens on Risa stays on Risa" is the slogan, right?

RISAN: Nope, it's "What happens on Risa goes viral."

O'BRIEN: Keiko's gonna kill me.

JirinPanthosa December 21 2013 05:42 AM

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O'BRIEN: I guess it's Tuesday.

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DAX: What? Everybody thinks my sarcastic remarks with sexually aggressive overtones are cute, right?
KIRA: Okay. Back to planning Vedek Bareil's funeral.

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SISKO: I have to save...my clock!

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O'Brien was looking forward to the Gem'Hadar USO show, until he realized it was nothing but a guy listing all the ways to kill humans while worshipping the Founders.

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GOWRON: The galaxy will fear the Klingon Empire. We will continue to be pointlessly aggressive to everybody even when it's clearly a bad idea! Any resistance will be met with more obstinate posturing.

Avro Arrow December 21 2013 07:03 AM

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Dax: It was really nice of the Jem'Hadar to invite us over to their mess hall for dinner.

O'Brien: Agreed. I'm famished. Computer, what's on the menu for tonight?

Computer: Today's specials are Trill, human and Changeling.

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Gowron: And finally today, we have a story from the lighter side of the news. An adorable grishnar kitten caused a bit of a stir in the First City today when he climbed to the top of a tree and then couldn't get down. Rescue workers from the First City Fire Brigade were able to get the little scamp down by impaling him with a gin'tak spear. The Brigade has always asked the city's denizens to stay out of the trees; I guess you could say this little fella "got their point". Well, that's all the time we have for tonight. From all of us here at Qo'noS Evening News, goodnight and qapla'!

Triskelion December 21 2013 05:48 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 85: Certifiably Insane?
 
Thanks ftw Ln X!

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Gowron: Could you put your female officer back on? Our women are...just the worst.

T'Girl December 21 2013 08:33 PM

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Gowron: " ... and if you like your holographic doctor, you can keep your holographic doctor, period."



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Triskelion December 22 2013 04:49 PM

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Cardassian: You are free to go home to your wife.
O'Brien: What? Already? What if I told you I'm a changeling bent on galactic domination?


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Kira: Has anyone seen Odo? I want to report the laundry service, they've shrunk my uniform again.
Kira's Uniform: Tee hee!


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I'm beginning to think that Gul Bunny's Tanning Emporium has all been some kind of elaborate hoax.


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First: Gee, ten sexy coeds and a terrified Jem'Hadar, guess who the hook killer is going to impale first.
Second: Do not go in the barn!


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Gowron: Could you recommend us a qualified hairstylist? We discommodated our last one for numerous split end offenses.

Ln X December 22 2013 07:46 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 85: Certifiably Insane?
 
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Kira: Has anyone seen Odo? I want to report the laundry service, they've shrunk my uniform again.
Kira's Uniform: Tee hee!

Worf: Major... Your uniform is talking.
Kira: ODO!!!

Avro Arrow December 23 2013 12:06 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 85: Certifiably Insane?
 
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Kira: I now call this meeting of the "We Hate Sisko" Club to order. How should we go about getting rid of the captain?

Dax: Wait a minute... I thought this was the Transparent Skull Appreciation Society!

CaptainBearclaw December 23 2013 01:30 AM

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KIRA:Whatever it is, I may or may not have done it!

Nerys Myk December 23 2013 02:19 AM

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GOWRON: I am not a crook.

Triskelion December 23 2013 05:28 PM

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And in other news, cold water coed pools are without honor. That is all.


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