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LeadHead November 25 2013 05:46 AM

Movie Caption Contest #239: Ready for Anything
 
Hello everyone, sorry about being a week or so behind on this one, but now lets begin a new contest!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Priceline... OF THE FUTURE!!!!" Award, going to:

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Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 8819863)
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Starfleet CNC: And now, here are a few words on finding good hotel rates by our well-traveled Admiral James Kirk.

Next, we have the "Understandable Confusion" Award, going to:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8788870)
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KIRK: Weird, all this time I thought you were Saavik.

Next, we have the "Built to last.... just not for long" Award, going to:

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 8770438)
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Trill: "I wouldn't worry about it, the Enterprise is rated to withstand a Borg attack."

Riker: "Thank goodness. For how long?"

Trill: "Anywhere between 1 and 0 seconds, give or take."

We had some great tag teaming going on this contest, so our tag-team award, goes to:

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Finn wrote: (Post 8810851)
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T'Girl wrote: (Post 8809063)
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Kirk: "You're probably wondering why I assembled you all here today, you see over the years each of you has done something mean to me ....

Doors clang shut and poison gas is released.

Kirk: " ... revenge is a dish best served cold."

Seven women in unison: I forgot to tell you! My child is yours! You'll take to take care of him/her!?

*doors open*


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NAHTMMM wrote: (Post 8908810)
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"Okay, add replicators to the list of things Counsellor Troi isn't allowed within fifty feet of."

Thanks everyone for participating and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead November 25 2013 05:52 AM

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Riker: (thinking) Weirdest looking disc EVER.

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Kirk: Keep an eye on the pan, make sure that it doesn't burn.

Picard: Whoops.

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Spock: I will not be eating dinner, I would like to survive until tomorrow.

Avro Arrow November 25 2013 06:07 AM

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Cochrane: So THAT'S where the anti-matter regulator got to. Probably should've installed this before we launched!

Jonas Grumby November 25 2013 06:15 AM

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Picard: "Won't Antonia think it odd if she comes down here and finds you having breakfast with a strange man?"
Kirk: "Actually...no. And keep that to yourself!"


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McCoy: "When it first flew in there, I thought, 'We gotta get that thing outta there!' But it's actually cooking up rather nicely."

Maurice November 25 2013 06:43 AM

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LaFORGE: Is that a dilithium crystal?
COCHRANE: Amber! My next invention will be Jurassic Park!



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PICARD: And this blandly designed kitchen and this food I am burning...none of it is real.
KIRK: Then how did I put on 15 kilos?


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KIRK: A singalong? What should we sing?
BONES: In about an hour it'll be "Beans, beans, the magic fruit..."

Nerys Myk November 25 2013 06:54 AM

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COCHRANE: What are you staring at? You guys don't have Apple products in the future?

Lance November 25 2013 04:10 PM

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Spock: "Jim, what did Doctor McCoy mean, when he said that bourbon and beans are an explosive combination?"

Kirk: "He means... uh, he means that he doesn't believe in no wind scenarios."

bbjeg November 25 2013 05:50 PM

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Stewart: As soon as Mulgrew and Brooks get here, the Captain's club can commence.
Bakula: Come on guys, let me in.
Shatner: Piss off Bakula!

Nebusj November 27 2013 05:28 AM

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``My God we're shrinking! Look at the size of my Jolly Rancher!''

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``Um um Captain Kirk, it's kind of on fire?''
``What the heck are you doing? That's a pan of water!''
``Don't judge!''

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``All right, now pop in that Rifftrax Live DVD and let's make fun of how Mike Nelson and his rotten punks are doing.''

Triskelion November 27 2013 04:32 PM

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Bones: How about that park ranger? Did you see the mallows on her?
Spock: Jim -
Kirk: Let it go, Spock.

CaptainBearclaw November 27 2013 04:43 PM

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COCHRANE:What the hell do I have a petrified butterfly in here for?

T'Girl November 28 2013 08:50 AM

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Kirk: "What are you making us for breakfast?"

Picard: "Bangers and mash."

Kirk: "And you're French right?"

:lol:

Triskelion November 29 2013 05:46 PM

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Cochran: We can't take off without it!
Riker: Rock music?
Cochran: No, my Geico card.


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Picard: I am not a fancy boy.
Kirk: Eggs!


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Kirk: And then he went into some harangue about Justice and Shakespeare. That's when I nodded off.
Bones: So that was your nexus dream? Being harangued by a fancy boy from the future?
Spock: Fascinating.

Jonas Grumby November 29 2013 06:33 PM

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Kirk: "And when they got home and got out of the car, they found the madman's hook hanging from the car's door handle!"
Spock: "I call bullshit."

Nerys Myk November 29 2013 07:20 PM

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KIRK: Usually I get a young attractive woman as a yeoman.



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