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Captain Kathryn October 31 2013 03:01 AM

Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems
 
Sorry it took me so long to update, I've been so busy! My apologies for the delay.

Here are the winners and the new captions for the next contest!

Note: I know we have been using "Captionated Award" for an additional special caption that is especially funny, but I think it would be nice to broaden it to include maybe 3 extras. I'm gonna work on this for the next contest.

Enjoy~!

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Skully wrote: (Post 8730820)
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EMH: Where's Tuvix? And why does this lamb shank taste like hedgehog?

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Big Boo wrote: (Post 8708893)
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Kim: Do you want to tell the Captain she forgot her clothes?
Paris: Just let her be Kim.

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Starpaul20 wrote: (Post 8710813)
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Paris (thinking): At least I don't have to eat it now.

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8716228)
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BERMAN (Off screen): Good news everybody! Next year we're adding a hot female Borg to the cast!
BELTRAN (Thinking): Crap. I'm gonna get fired.
DAWSON (Thinking): Crap. I'm gonna get fired.
MCNEIL (Thinking): Crap. Garrett's gonna get fired.
WANG (Thinking): Crap. If I don't bribe People magazine quick, I'm gonna get fired.

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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 8708581)
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EMH: "I love the smell of illicitly gained panties in the morning."


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LOL this made me spit out my coffee when I first read it. :lol::lol::lol:

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cal_nevari wrote: (Post 8787745)
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EMH: "I wonder if this smells anything like what the Rock was cooking?"

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New captions are up! Have a rollicking good time! :)
The images are a little bigger this time because I didn't resize them for this one. I am having trouble logging into my hosting site so these are from TrekCore. Enjoy!

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Nebusj October 31 2013 06:52 AM

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``Captain, is that an ethnic joke you're doing?''

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``I-SAID-MY-GENIE-IS-HARD-OF-HEARING!''

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``So, long story short, I guess we both picked the wrong week to fall in the French fry grease.''

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`` and you'll be whisked away from Los Angeles to the fabulous Delta Quadrant for a seven-year, six-summer-break tour --- part of a fabulous Showcase package that can be yours but only if The Price Is Right!''

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``This is why we were supposed to clean out the fridge before leaving the Alpha Quadrant!''

T'Girl October 31 2013 07:26 AM

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First in line: "Stop singing and give me my damned smartphone already."


:)

bbjeg October 31 2013 01:00 PM

Re: Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems
 
Thanks for the pick!

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Chekote: How you plan on pulling off that BS of finding a way home though Borg space is beyond me.
Janeway: Oh yeah, forgot about them.

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Neelix: So you were saying what's the worst that could happen?

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Kim: No wonder Picard dislikes you, like you couldn't make some girls for me.
Q: I did make them for you.
Kim: ...sigh...

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Doctor: That's not a sporocystian lifeform, it's Neelix's dropping.
Kes: Why is it glowing?

Triskelion November 1 2013 04:42 AM

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TFTW Ghost of Tuvix! :)

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Chak: You want a tattoo just like mine? First, fall asleep in a sweat lodge and wake up with a bunch of penises on your forehead.


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Neelix: The doctor says my body's rejecting my suit.


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Q: When you're omnipotent you can make socks with sandals hip.
Chick: Ok....


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EMH: Dammit! No matter what I try I can't reverse engineer Hot Pockets! The ingredients just aren't found in this galaxy.
Kes: I'll inform the captain.

JirinPanthosa November 1 2013 05:32 AM

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CHAKOTAY: So...come here often?

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DOCTOR: I've programmed a new medical assistant for myself, to help out with the routine medical issues and argue with Lt Paris. I call him, Mini-me.

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CHAKOTAY: So that's what happens when you do it with a Bolian.
NEELIX: Yep.

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GARRETT WANG: How can the Trekkie girls like you better than me? You were in what, twelve episodes total?
JOHN DE LANCIE: I put effort into my character.
GARRETT WANG: What does that have to do with anything?

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KES: You tried to microwave the Caretaker?
DOCTOR: I added cooking subroutines to my program to win an argument with Neelix. They're a work in progress.

Nerys Myk November 1 2013 05:46 AM

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CHAKOTAY: We made it. Earth! It only took a week.

JANEWAY: Crap, can't we go back? I'll need at least seven years to figure out an explanation on how I lost half my crew and replaced them with wanted criminals.

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KES: So that's what happens when you put a tribble in the microwave.

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Wow, over a century out here. Who would have thunk it would wind up with just the two of us left, Chakotay?

I'm Janeway, you idiot!

Mistral November 1 2013 05:18 PM

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Quote:

Skully wrote: (Post 8835538)

Kes: "Is that Neelix's brain!?!"

Doctor: "Yes. He wasn't using it anyway."

hux November 1 2013 08:32 PM

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Janeway: the pressure is too much....i need to squeeze this stress toy
Chakotay: that's not a stress toy

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EMH: It's been a long road.....getting from there to here

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Chakotay: i can hardly see
Neelix: that's nothing...i'm currently defecating....look, some of it is dripping down my trouser leg

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Q: and what would you like for christmas, young lady
Harry: Q, you said i'd be next

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EMH: and this is where we keep Chakotay's balls
Kes: my god, that explains it

Nerys Myk November 1 2013 11:26 PM

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Gotta go. I got a date with a black monolith.

R. Star November 1 2013 11:34 PM

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Chakotay: You know when I was blowing things up, I'd use these things called timers. Then we could've used the Array, gotten home and then blown it up.
Janeway: Oh.... oops.

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Doctor: Introducing the singing hologram!
Person in Line: Is it fully functional?
Doctor: Programmed in multiple techniques.
Person in Line: I'll take ten!

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Beltran: Now they're just screwing with us.
Phillips: Last time I ask for something out of the ordinary.

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Kim: Are you trying to make me feel pathetic?
Q: Try? You can't even pick up hologirls that are -programmed- to find you interesting and attractive. You -are- pathetic, no effort required my boy. Now go get me another drink from that bar rodent.

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Kes: What is that?
Doctor: Apparently tonight's dinner. The crew threatened to mutiny after the last round of food poisoning unless I certified everything safe to eat... fortunately for this appealing isn't the same as safe.

Triskelion November 2 2013 05:07 AM

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EMH: Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Hologram: GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!!!
Fan: These audio books for the hard of hearing are just terrific.

IzzyAtWarp9 November 2 2013 11:01 AM

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Chakotay: Say what now?

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Oh my god loooook! It's a tiny widdle me! Isn't he just the cuuuutest!

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EMH: I told you , Kes, it had to be 2 minutes exactly!
Kes: I didn't think a few seconds would matter!
EMH: It's a microwave meal; what were you expecting?

2takesfrakes November 2 2013 11:33 AM

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"It's the Borg, Captain."

"... Always with the Borg."

2takesfrakes November 2 2013 11:34 AM

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"Hey, babes, is that Harry Kim boring you? Come with me, I'm from another planet."


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