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The Illusive Man October 14 2013 05:16 AM

Movie Caption Contest #238: Tension
Good evening everyone! What's this? I'm starting a new contest within a month? Shocker!!!

First up to the plate, we have the "Groan" award, going to:

CaptainBearclaw wrote: (Post 8659846)
RIKER: Okay, okay, okay... One more. What happened to the klingon with arthritis? He had trouble with his Klingo-knees!!
WORF: Ugh...

Next, we have the "Those who do not learn from history..." Award, going to:


GoRe Star wrote: (Post 8654932)

Geordi: If you hate this why are you still drinking it?
Data: Counselor Troi has always encouraged me to explore my emotions of hatred. That worked out so well in the Borg incident with Lore after all.

Next, we have the "It was already going downhill" Award, going to:


inflatabledalek wrote: (Post 8671342)

Revealed at last: William Shatner's negotiation tactics for directing Star Trek V.


Argus Skyhawk wrote: (Post 8660062)

No Kirk! The pool is on the other side!

Many thanks for everyone for participating and congratulations to our winners!

Now, a new contest!


The Illusive Man October 14 2013 05:21 AM

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Kirk: For crying out loud, it's the 23rd century, restart the dang government already!

Kirk: I know this will sound ironic, but you're fired.

Riker: Why do so many things vent ONTO THE BRIDGE?!

George Steinbrenner October 14 2013 06:02 AM

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Trill: It's a hundred light years to the Federation. We have a full storage of dilithium, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark...and we're wearing Starfleet uniforms.

Riker: Hit it.

The Laughing Vulcan October 14 2013 02:16 PM

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Tellarite Ambassador on right: "Will you shift your stinking turtlehead out the way of the screen!?"
Kamarag: "Of course you realise this means war..."

Spock: "If you are logical, you will shoot."
Kirk: "I'd much rather you didn't. He still owes me 50 credits from our last poker game."

Riker: "Isn't this... trilling? You know, if you want I could give you a... trill... I've always been a ... trill... seeker, you see. I could show you the patented Will Riker... Triller..."

Trill: "That's enough."

Riker: "Right..."

bbjeg October 14 2013 04:51 PM

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Trill: Why did they call you baby face again?

R. Star October 14 2013 06:43 PM

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Thanks for the win!

Kirk: You are now being assaulted by a deadly whale probe which will destroy your planet. I have the only two whales that can stop it. You will unconditionally surrender or I won't release them. All your base are belong to us.

Valeris: This isn't what it seems... I can explain.
Kirk: A Night in Sickbay with you and all will be forgiven.
Spock: This is most illogical.
Kirk: Have you looked at her man, it would be illogical -not- to tap that!

Trill: So Counselor Troi has a nick name for you I hear...
Riker: Yes, babyface... it's an endearment.
Trill: Actually not that... she was talking about something lower... though the word baby was used.

ATOMICROAR October 14 2013 07:07 PM

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Are you a Trill?
Isn't it obvious by my spots?
Tell that to my space herpes.

The Green Monster October 14 2013 08:04 PM

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So... You and Beverly?

inflatabledalek October 14 2013 08:47 PM

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Thankf FTW EVIL Lincoln! (Oh, and for the TNG one as well as I think I forgot to do it there...)

Kirk: ...And I will not be leaving the Ecuadorian embassy until I am guaranteed immunity from prosecution.

Valeris: Oh no Captain, I've heard all about you. Get out of my bed and out of my quarters or the Vulcan gets it.

Kirk: There you go, she resisted my charms, must be a traitor.

Riker: So, you're not a joined Trill?

Trill: No.

Riker: So you don't have a little slug right up inside you wriggling about?

Trill: Err, no.

Riker: Would you like one?

Jonas Grumby October 14 2013 09:21 PM

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Riker: "Hi, there! I understand you Trill women have a soft spot for sensitive men. What if I told you I wet my pants when that last torpedo hit?"

CaptainBearclaw October 14 2013 09:26 PM

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William Shatner's acting style does not please 23rd century talent scouts.

Herkimer Jitty October 14 2013 11:03 PM

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Kirk: "-and it just wasn't the same after Peter Gabriel left."

Kamarag: "YOU FOOL! I meant his other Genesis vlog!"

Kirk: "Come on, don't be a pussy. Pull your balls out of your purse and shoot the green-blooded son of a bitch."

Spock: "Fascinating."

Trill: "I wouldn't worry about it, the Enterprise is rated to withstand a Borg attack."

Riker: "Thank goodness. For how long?"

Trill: "Anywhere between 1 and 0 seconds, give or take."

Starpaul20 October 14 2013 11:45 PM

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Riker: This might not be the best time, but how far do the spots go down?

Zombie Cheerleader October 15 2013 02:33 AM

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KAMARAG: Shatner? I thought we were going to watch one of the Abrams' film!!!!

ATOMICROAR October 16 2013 04:23 AM

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Before we start, let's all congratulate Scruffy the zamboni driver for thirty years of service. Godspeed, Scruffy!

While you've got him at gunpoint, ask him if he really boinked Rand in the turboshaft. And if he was speaking literally or figuratively.

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