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Bry_Sinclair October 13 2013 12:58 PM

ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
The Winners!
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Geoff Peterson wrote: (Post 8707225)
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T'POL: Hoshi is correct, sir. She could kick your ass.

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The Green Monster wrote: (Post 8704468)
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Archer: I've never seen a Klingon flip out like that

Reed: I wonder if it has something to do with the Tribblization virus Porthos picked up.

Porthos: *whine*

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Unspeakable wrote: (Post 8704588)
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Hoshi: "Tickle tickle tickle."

Phlox: "Oh not my tummy." (start laughing uncontrollably and kicking his legs)

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Skully wrote: (Post 8707609)
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Well we found out how you paid for college, T'Pol, or should I say, T'Pole.


The Specialist Awards!

The Petty Squabbles Award goes to:
Quote:

Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 8705275)
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T'Pol: "Hoshi keeps looking at me!"
Hoshi: "Am not!"
T'Pol: "Are too!"
Archer: "Enough! How would you both like a time-out!"

The Where's T'Pole When You Need Her Award goes to:
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Geoff Peterson wrote: (Post 8730433)
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REED: I'm pretty sure this isn't a strip club.

ARCHER: Let's give it 15 more minutes. If no one is stripping by then, we'll go.

The Lucky Vulcans Award goes to:
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Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 8744719)
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Trip (snickering): "So, what's this we hear about Vulcan men having two of 'em?"
T'Pol: "That's it myth. I think it got started because, although they actually only have one, it's twice the size of a human male's."
Trip, Archer and Reed (in unison, all grins suddenly gone): "Huh?!"


This fortnights selection, enjoy!

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Jonas Grumby October 13 2013 06:39 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
TFTW, Bry Sinclair!

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Archer: "I know it's a pain in the ass, but that's just the way many human males are. Look, just follow this rule of thumb: If they're looking you in the eye, you're okay. But the lower their gaze drifts, the slower and louder you have to speak."

Nerys Myk October 13 2013 07:28 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
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T'POL: Do not make me go all Kal-if-fee on your ass!

LeadHead October 13 2013 09:01 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
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Archer: T'Pol and I are not speaking to each other. So for the time being, all bridge commands will be given through text messages.

T'Pol: OMG!


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Trip: Why didn't our brilliant plan to fool the Vulcan Captain work?

Hoshi: Well, instead of wearing the proper division color, you just added a pip to your uniform. Instead of having me work up a fake visual of the Captain, you did the whole conversation yourself, need I go on?

Trip: I am so screwed.

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T'Pol: I know what you are thinking, "Did she fire 5 shots or 6?" Well, in all this confusion, I have lost track. However, the power cell on this phase pistol is rated for 1,422 shots.

T'Pol fires Phase Pistol.


Finn October 14 2013 02:43 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
Thanks for the win!

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T'Pol: *insert 22nd Century Vulcan Logic Crap*

Archer: *sigh* Only if I had someone to ask for a second opinion

Triskelion October 14 2013 08:05 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
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"...and then the gazelle stood up on his new legs and joined the herd grazing on the Serengeti tundra...."

I wonder if I could nerve pinch myself?


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He's going to make a gazelle speech when our five year mission's over. Gotta find some way to get out of it.

Mistral October 21 2013 05:09 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
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Skully wrote: (Post 8768203)

The Enterprise was in trouble-and Trip knew it. With 37 female crew members aboard, they'd run completely out of chocolate.

Nebusj October 21 2013 10:08 PM

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``T'Pol, that stupid ice moon of ConnLot VI is the most worthless, hideous, horrible, unbearable ... it's on the monitor behind me, isn't it?''

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``I don't know what's wrong with me, Linus. Christmastime is here but I'm not happy.''

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``Do go ahead and speak of me as `N'Pol of Vulcan' again.''

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``Yes, T'Pol, famous people do have entourages, but you need them to be more memorable people than ... uh ... I'm gonna say `Trevor' ... here.''

Triskelion October 22 2013 03:32 AM

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Go ahead. Answer your communicator in the middle of our conversation.


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Archer: You had me at 'Live Long.'
T'Pol: Beam me up, Scotty.
Travis: Who?

Mr. Laser Beam October 22 2013 04:03 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
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Do you feel logical? Well do you, PUNK?!?

Nerys Myk October 22 2013 04:50 AM

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T'POL: My thoughts to your thoughts....

ARCHER: Nope, not a thing. Must not be working, eh Travis?

Travis?

Travis?

Smellincoffee November 3 2013 05:01 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
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Tucker: Look, Hoshi, between you and me we never saw Porthos go into the transporter room, OK?


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Archer: Look, you green-blooded, inhuman -- oh. Sorry, Travis.
Mayweather ..uh?
Archer: That was racist of me. I apologize.
Mayweather: Thanks? I guess? Wait, why are you apologizing to me and not the Subcommander?
Archer: Because you're bl- aahhh, of color.
T'Pol: I'm so glad the High Command volunteered me for this mission.

Bad Thoughts November 11 2013 03:40 AM

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Mayweather: Captain, how could you make us wear matching quilted coats into a biker bar? We are so going to get beaten up.

Finn November 13 2013 03:58 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around
 
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Archer: Have you found Reed and Trip yet?

T'Pol: No, but there's still a couple of bars in the next village.

Archer: ...and you, Ensign?

Mayweather: Aye, sir. Full Impulse!

T'Girl November 16 2013 08:32 PM

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Archer: "Now that just the two of us are here T'Pol, there's something important I need to discuss with you."

T'Pol: "Did you want Travis to hear this?"

Archer: "Who?"

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Trip (thinking): ** It's only the two of us on the bridge, why can't I just walk over and talk to her? It always look so easy in those porn videos. **


:)


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