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Bry_Sinclair September 29 2013 07:17 AM

ENT Caption Competition #93: [Enter Witty Title Here]
 
Let's delve straight into the winners:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8644162)

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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 8644267)
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Trip: "You know, for someone who only gets the urge once every seven years... wait a second... How long is a Vulcan year?"
T'Pol: "Five Earth minutes. Remove your clothes."

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8643490)
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I'm not kidding! I saw the hoo-mon captain giving this creature umax!

Barbarians!

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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 8644267)
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T'Pol: "Tholian sex toys are weird."

Congratulations one and all.

But of course lets not forget the special mentions:
The Archer Gets His Ass Whooped (Again) Award:
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jespah wrote: (Post 8677630)
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C'mon, that Girl Scout was HUGE!

The If Only That Were So Award:
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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8649082)
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TRIP: These are the new uniforms?
T'POL: Only for you.
TRIP: This is sexual harassment.
T'POL: Sexual harassment is legal on Vulcan. Now you're just sounding racist.
TRIP: Check and mate.

The “All Hail The Hypnobeagle” Award:
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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 8644267)
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Ferengi: "All hail the hypnobeagle!"

The Almost Sounds Like Something Naughty (At Least In My Head) Award:
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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8649082)


Now on to the next selection:
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Finn September 29 2013 03:00 PM

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Finn September 29 2013 03:01 PM

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Archer: I've never seen a Klingon flip out like that

Reed: I wonder if it has something to do with the Tribblization virus Porthos picked up.

Porthos: *whine*

T'Girl September 29 2013 03:36 PM

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Reed: "What are we supposed to be doing?"

Archer: "Not sure yet, just sit there and look uncomfortable in your own skin."

Reed: "Right, something I'm good at."

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Hoshi: "Tickle tickle tickle."

Phlox: "Oh not my tummy." (start laughing uncontrollably and kicking his legs)

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T'Pol: "Yes, I cut my own hair, can we change the subject now?"

:)

Mach5 September 29 2013 03:58 PM

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ARCHER: " "When I was in my early twenties on a trip to east Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes the baby was standing up. Standing up on its own. A few more minutes and it was walking, and before I knew it was running alongside its mother, moving away with the herd."

T'Girl September 29 2013 05:34 PM

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Mach5 wrote: (Post 8704663)
ARCHER: " "When I was in my early twenties on a trip to east Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes the baby was standing up. Standing up on its own. A few more minutes and it was walking, and before I knew it ..."

Archer: "...we had shot it, skinned it and were roasting it for dinner."

Reed: "I don't believe I've heard that version before."

:)

Mr. Laser Beam September 29 2013 06:07 PM

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Archer: That's a good point, Malcolm. Who DID put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

Jonas Grumby September 29 2013 06:49 PM

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T'Pol: "Hoshi keeps looking at me!"
Hoshi: "Am not!"
T'Pol: "Are too!"
Archer: "Enough! How would you both like a time-out!"


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Reed: "I'm...afraid I'm not reading your body language very well, sir. Are you meditating? Or are your hemorrhoids acting up again?"


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Archer: "Hey, T'Pol, we've decided to honor you with an esteemed Earth tradition. From now on, you are the official 'Butt of All Jokes' on this ship!"

Nerys Myk September 30 2013 03:05 AM

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T'POL: Hoshi is correct, sir. She could kick your ass.

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T'POL: Some how I doubt 100 years in the future, bridge crews will share a laugh at a Vulcan's expense.

Triskelion September 30 2013 05:20 AM

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TFTW Bry_Sinclair!

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Archer: What did the Ambassador say he was doing for dinner?
Hoshi: Your mom.
T'Pol: She must be an accomplished diplomat in this sector, Captain.


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So does Breaking Bad sell meth to the Hulk?
No sir, you're in the wrong series again. Also, this is Designing Women.



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Well we found out how you paid for college, T'Pol, or should I say, T'Pole.

JirinPanthosa October 4 2013 12:36 AM

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ARCHER: So I just saw the ending to this 21st century TV show Breaking Bad. Can you believe...
T'POL: SHUT UP I'M ONLY IN SEASON TWO!

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REED: You know Captain, I don't think that tree funeral dance is a real thing. I think they're just messing with you.
ARCHER: You're right. I wonder how many hits the video got.

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HOSHI: Sorry Phlox! That was meant as a friendly punch, I had no idea that's where your genitals are!

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ARCHER: Those future people are always bugging us, we need a way to get back at them.
TRIP: I know! Let's write a bunch of history books where I die. That'll really mess with the future people!
T'POL: Come on, nobody would ever fall for that.

Nerys Myk October 5 2013 05:09 AM

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REED: I'm pretty sure this isn't a strip club.

ARCHER: Let's give it 15 more minutes. If no one is stripping by then, we'll go.

Nebusj October 7 2013 06:27 AM

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``Subcommander, it is not helpful when you make little crybaby noises every time I try talking with Sato.''

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``I dunno. I just, growing up, never figured that alien planets would look so much like the lobby of the AMC 25 movie theater in Hamilton, New Jersey is all.''

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``And that, Doctor, is why the captain said no pogo sticks in the elevators.''

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``And then ... we told Phlox the captain said his no-pogo-sticks rule didn't apply anymore!''

Mr. Laser Beam October 7 2013 03:40 PM

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T'Pol: Ensign Sato's suggestion of outfitting the bridge with pogo sticks does not make any logical sense.

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Archer: Why are there giant pogo sticks right next to my right shoulder?

Mistral October 8 2013 08:56 PM

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The Green Monster wrote: (Post 8704459)

"What's wrong, sir?"

"This hairy thing behind us just sniffed my butt."

"Well, that's not so-"

"With its tongue."


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