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JT Perfecthair September 22 2013 12:32 AM

What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
It just doesn't seem to matter whats going on, from crew abduction to Klingon attack, there is the Yeoman at Kirks chair with another black pad to sign.

If it happened on occasion then ok, but its going on all the time, im not sure if its in every episode but it certainly seems so. Is this based on some military procedure that Roddenberry witnessed, do captains on ships sign reports throughout the day? Or was it a parody of something, a comment on the endless paperwork no matter what the situation that a former military man and cop like Roddenberry would be very familiar?

Or was Kirk just getting a sneak look at the galley menu?

BillJ September 22 2013 12:37 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
Sexual harassment settlements. :eek:

galad2003 September 22 2013 12:37 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
Higher ranking military officers have a lot of paperwork IRL. I assume it was an effort to reflect that.

Santa Kang September 22 2013 12:38 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
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JT Perfecthair wrote: (Post 8675761)
It just doesn't seem to matter whats going on, from crew abduction to Klingon attack, there is the Yeoman at Kirks chair with another black pad to sign.

If it happened on occasion then ok, but its going on all the time, im not sure if its in every episode but it certainly seems so. Is this based on some military procedure that Roddenberry witnessed, do captains on ships sign reports throughout the day? Or was it a parody of something, a comment on the endless paperwork no matter what the situation that a former military man and cop like Roddenberry would be very familiar?

Or was Kirk just getting a sneak look at the galley menu?

Probably these two. One of the gags in M*A*S*H was Col. Blake signing all sorts of paperwork handed to him by Radar.

Mr_Homn September 22 2013 01:00 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
The captain probably has to sign off on repair reports and diagnostics or transfers of precious cargo or dignitaries and stuff like that all the time.

Warped9 September 22 2013 01:07 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
He was authorizing payments for refuelling. Starships aren't very economical.

He also probably had to authorize the dolling out of the booze since synthehol didn't exist yet.

Merry Christmas September 22 2013 01:12 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
My thought is that Scotty is absolutely paranoid about the amount of deuterium and antimatter left in the tanks, so he sends Kirk (or the watch officer) a fuel depletion rate report every hour.

Kirk: "But Scotty the board shows the deletion rate."

Scotty: "I didn't ask you to look at the board !!!"

:)

MacLeod September 22 2013 01:12 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
Of course these days, it ST was filmed today would be a fingerprint scan rather than a signature.

SantaSpock September 22 2013 02:03 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
Fuel consumption reports. Important Orders (just watching "The Deadly Years")

Actually I wonder what Picard did on long intervals between planets. I mean Kirk had all these reports to sign, Janeway was working out ways to go faster, Archer was getting used to his ship.

Santa Kang September 22 2013 02:28 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
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CommishSleer wrote: (Post 8676094)
Fuel consumption reports. Important Orders (just watching "The Deadly Years")

Actually I wonder what Picard did on long intervals between planets. I mean Kirk had all these reports to sign, Janeway was working out ways to go faster, Archer was getting used to his ship.

Sipped tea, listened to classical music and composed speeches.

Timewalker September 22 2013 03:45 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8676169)
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CommishSleer wrote: (Post 8676094)
Fuel consumption reports. Important Orders (just watching "The Deadly Years")

Actually I wonder what Picard did on long intervals between planets. I mean Kirk had all these reports to sign, Janeway was working out ways to go faster, Archer was getting used to his ship.

Sipped tea, listened to classical music and composed speeches.

Picard could always nip down to the holodeck to play some Dixon Hill for an hour. Or he could read a book.

I suspect Picard and Janeway wouldn't care for each others' holodeck choices: "You play THAT garbage?!!"

SnowboredShipCapt'n September 22 2013 03:50 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
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BillJ wrote: (Post 8675776)
Sexual harassment settlements. :eek:

And paternity summons.

SantaSpock September 22 2013 05:52 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
Also in "Deadly Years" at Kirk's trial Spock points out that Kirk initialled a report about the Romulans breaking Code 2.

So I suppose those things like that are signed all the time on the bridge, though I agree you wouldn't something important signed off during a Romulan attack say.

F. King Daniel September 22 2013 10:21 AM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
Toupee delivery.

The Old Building & Loan September 22 2013 02:16 PM

Re: What do you think Kirk is having to sign for all the time?
 
Autographs. He makes quite a bit of money that way.


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